Bitches, where else...
Steph: I'm afraid Team Bi has a more appealing brochure. More teammates to play with.
meara: "Ma'am, we'd like you to know that Player Bi is a valued member of Team Queer. Free gift with purchase if you buy now gay later!"
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Oct 24, 2003 6:39:44 am PDT #4703 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Fred Pete - Oct 24, 2003 6:58:30 am PDT #4704 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
From Natter -- Miracleman is back, and he's better than ever!
Re: The Passion of Christ and lightning.
I'm waiting for the reviews.
"...an intense and revelatory experience" - The New York Times.
"Moving and wondrous" Ebert and whatshisname.
"I hated it. It sucked. Historically inaccurate and, for the luvva....Jim Caviezel?!" - God.
Aims - Oct 24, 2003 7:52:49 am PDT #4705 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Erika in Bitches on Ann Coulter:
I've got a theory... that she's a demon... a nasty demon who fancies Rupert Murdoch.
Jessica - Oct 24, 2003 8:23:49 am PDT #4706 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In Bitches:
Ann Coulter's Treason: Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason. You could be talking about Scrabble and they would instantly leap to the anti-American position. Everyone says liberals lover America, too. No they don't. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.
juliana: What. The. Hell?? There's an anti-ANYTHING position in Scrabble?
brenda m: Dude, Scrabble is completely anti-American. Bunch of liberal elitists showing off their big words. The thing even comes in a red box, for christ's sake. Do we have to draw you a picture? No wait, that's a different game. But frankly, it's a little suspect too.
Gudanov - Oct 24, 2003 10:11:48 am PDT #4707 of 10000
Coding and Sleeping
deborah grabien:
I can't watch Coulter because frankly, I think she's neocon porn at its worst. Watching her sitting there, twitching her bony knees and snarling "Clinton Liberals Affirmative Action Hate Hate Hate!", all I see is her masturbating on national TV, using hatred as a vibrator.
Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2003 10:33:53 am PDT #4708 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: Trees are dying to send air back and forth across the country.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 24, 2003 11:08:09 am PDT #4709 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Miracleman:So with Caviezel I'm imagining the Passion more as "Dude, Where's My Salvation?"
smonster - Oct 24, 2003 12:08:22 pm PDT #4710 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
FAY!!!!
(In other news, it has belatedly occurred to me that, as a cat-owner, I can now invite people over to play with my cute pussy without being honour bound to put out unless I really want to.)
aurelia - Oct 24, 2003 1:38:37 pm PDT #4711 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I don't even know what the context was...
Daniel C. Jensen: "Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?"
billytea: Hey, I just came up with an idea for the next F2F thread title!
Cindy - Oct 24, 2003 2:39:16 pm PDT #4712 of 10000
Nobody
(I think it's funnier without the context)
From Natter,
Madrigal:
In my head, Jon Lovitz is still Angelina Jolie's father. It just makes her seem so much more logical.