I don't even know what the context was...
Daniel C. Jensen: "Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?"
billytea: Hey, I just came up with an idea for the next F2F thread title!
'War Stories'
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I don't even know what the context was...
Daniel C. Jensen: "Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?"
billytea: Hey, I just came up with an idea for the next F2F thread title!
(I think it's funnier without the context)
From Natter,
Madrigal:
In my head, Jon Lovitz is still Angelina Jolie's father. It just makes her seem so much more logical.
In Literary:
Deb:Fuckers. I do not love nationalism, Sam I Am.
Thessaly:I don't like what it represents,
the squashing of all dissidence,
I don't like the conformity
now passing as the normity,
attempting to squash all discourse
into a narrow tour-de-force
in praise of jingoistic right
GO TEAM GO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
I do not like the right, you see.
But then again, they don't like me.
t drive-by Seuss
In Natter:
Kat:
What does avocado leaf taste like?Allyson:
See? YOU don't know what it tastes like and you're going to try and feed it to ME!
ita:
It goes great with goat, Allyson. Never fear.
Kat:
It's AN HERB! In looking it up, I'm told it's slightly anisey. I wonder if I can trade it out with something I already have like bay leaf? I like black beans and bay....
Allyson:
Goat poop mango chutney with curdled milk sauce on pig's hooves with purreed cilantro popsicles, I bet.
From Bitches...
deb: Plei!
What do you like in your omelets?
Plei: Cheese and ham. Sometimes mushrooms.
Teppy: Me too, if you please.
Plei: Make that ham, cheese, and Teppy.
From Bitches,
The ever politically astute Jess PMoon: Given the choice between two left-wing candidates, I think I'm inclined to pick the one who actually mentions Brooklyn in their pitch.
Emily:
Addendum (yes, "full stop" is always only a figure of speech with me): Not dissin' yoga, Rio, the Baptistes, or Baptists. I'm not a hater, yo. But come on! Baptist yoga! Episcopalian yoga! Greek Orthodox yoga, where you have to do it mirror-image! Atheist yoga, where you snarl while doing it!
(Edit: All comments above made in jest, except for the bit about it being funny, which was kind of sincere. Atheists are not snarly. I give up.)
(No I don't. Agnostic yoga, where you're not sure whether they're having yoga tonight or not, but it can't hurt to show up anyway!)
erikaj in Natter: I was a complete snarly PITA as an atheist...I'm sure my giving that up convinced *others* of a Higher Power as well.
the deb and erika show.
debg: This post brought to you by spleen, bile and crankitude.
erikaj: I think I hung out with them in college...sounds like they haven't changed.Sorry to hear that.
From Bitches,
smonster: ...the last time I dated a guy, I was someone else completely, specifically immature.
Trudy: That helps a lot, actually...