Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Oct 23, 2003 6:03:48 am PDT #4693 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jesse, in Natter, taken far out of context. It's completely broken free of context's gravitational pull, and is now just a tiny speck in context's night sky.

SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I haven't touched a kid in MONTHS.


Trudy Booth - Oct 23, 2003 6:45:20 am PDT #4694 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

?: I don't think Texans will ever fully accept that they are the SECOND largest state in the union.

billytea: They're still demanding a recount for after all the ice melts.

If you look carefully, you'll note that this also explains a lot of America's current energy policy.


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2003 6:54:51 am PDT #4695 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

msbelle gives JK Rowling advice in Literary:

Please edit more. Seriously. No, I'm not kidding even a bit. Less words.


Theodosia - Oct 23, 2003 7:45:42 am PDT #4696 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Spoilery sort of in Angel:

sumiko: Did big kitty give blood?

Trudy Booth: They should have gone to the evil giant litter box.

[edited for proper attribution]


Nilly - Oct 23, 2003 7:49:30 am PDT #4697 of 10000
Swouncing

Theo, your "Some Buffista" is sumi.


deborah grabien - Oct 23, 2003 8:39:18 am PDT #4698 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Context? Nah. Me setting up the divine erika, in Buffista Fic:

me: you know the CoulterDemon requires tributes of dead liberal flesh to appease her, right?

erikaj: I wondered how she got her skin to look like that.


Sean K - Oct 23, 2003 10:05:39 am PDT #4699 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jesse and billytea snark about msbelle's boss:

Jesse: Dear lord, msbelle. Your boss is a piece of work. (My new code phrase for "colossal bitch.")

billytea: 'Colossal' is one of the size categories for D&D monsters. I'm now envisaging stat blocks for all the different varieties of bitch: Medium bitch, Large bitch, Colossal bitch, Gargantuan bitch and FUCKO.


Astarte - Oct 23, 2003 10:30:39 am PDT #4700 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Allyson, in Angel:

We are talking about Angel. What show have you been watching? All roads lead back to the goolies.

ETA: SLUT!!!


Theodosia - Oct 23, 2003 4:06:14 pm PDT #4701 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From Angel, a bit spoilery for the recent episode:

Wolfram: It bugged me that Spike falls through a table and hits the floor hard. It bugged me that he sat on the sofa and you could hear the squeak and see the dent. Until I started to get it. Someone said it upthread after the first episode. Spike always had the ability to touch and move things, his subconscious always knew it. So walking on the floor and sitting in the car or on the sofa was foreshadowing of the power he always had. Yes, Spike's ass always knew it could bend reality.

Scrappy: Spike's ass has certainly bended MY reality on occaision.


Nicole - Oct 23, 2003 6:19:26 pm PDT #4702 of 10000
I'm getting the pig!

Kristen in Natter:

Hey now, everyone knows that Justin Timberlake is evil incarnate and is ruling the world to hold everyone else back. He also steals candy from babies, kicks puppies, drowns kittens and, dude, he slept with your mom. Where have you been?