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I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'

Coffee On My Monitor

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Jessica - Oct 24, 2003 8:23:49 am PDT #4706 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In Bitches:

Ann Coulter's Treason: Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason. You could be talking about Scrabble and they would instantly leap to the anti-American position. Everyone says liberals lover America, too. No they don't. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.

juliana: What. The. Hell?? There's an anti-ANYTHING position in Scrabble?

brenda m: Dude, Scrabble is completely anti-American. Bunch of liberal elitists showing off their big words. The thing even comes in a red box, for christ's sake. Do we have to draw you a picture? No wait, that's a different game. But frankly, it's a little suspect too.

Gudanov - Oct 24, 2003 10:11:48 am PDT #4707 of 10000

Coding and Sleeping

deborah grabien:

I can't watch Coulter because frankly, I think she's neocon porn at its worst. Watching her sitting there, twitching her bony knees and snarling "Clinton Liberals Affirmative Action Hate Hate Hate!", all I see is her masturbating on national TV, using hatred as a vibrator.

Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2003 10:33:53 am PDT #4708 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: Trees are dying to send air back and forth across the country.

Madrigal Costello - Oct 24, 2003 11:08:09 am PDT #4709 of 10000

It's a remora, dimwit.

Miracleman:So with Caviezel I'm imagining the Passion more as "Dude, Where's My Salvation?"

smonster - Oct 24, 2003 12:08:22 pm PDT #4710 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

FAY!!!!

(In other news, it has belatedly occurred to me that, as a cat-owner, I can now invite people over to play with my cute pussy without being honour bound to put out unless I really want to.)

aurelia - Oct 24, 2003 1:38:37 pm PDT #4711 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I don't even know what the context was...

Daniel C. Jensen: "Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?"

billytea: Hey, I just came up with an idea for the next F2F thread title!

Cindy - Oct 24, 2003 2:39:16 pm PDT #4712 of 10000

Nobody

(I think it's funnier without the context)

From Natter,

Madrigal:

In my head, Jon Lovitz is still Angelina Jolie's father. It just makes her seem so much more logical.

Hil R. - Oct 24, 2003 5:16:35 pm PDT #4713 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In Literary:

Deb:Fuckers. I do not love nationalism, Sam I Am.

Thessaly:I don't like what it represents,
the squashing of all dissidence,
I don't like the conformity
now passing as the normity,
attempting to squash all discourse
into a narrow tour-de-force
in praise of jingoistic right
GO TEAM GO! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

I do not like the right, you see.
But then again, they don't like me.
t drive-by Seuss

Nicole - Oct 24, 2003 6:44:14 pm PDT #4714 of 10000

I'm getting the pig!

In Natter:

Kat:

What does avocado leaf taste like?

Allyson:

See? YOU don't know what it tastes like and you're going to try and feed it to ME!

ita:

It goes great with goat, Allyson. Never fear.

Kat:

It's AN HERB! In looking it up, I'm told it's slightly anisey. I wonder if I can trade it out with something I already have like bay leaf? I like black beans and bay....

Allyson:

Goat poop mango chutney with curdled milk sauce on pig's hooves with purreed cilantro popsicles, I bet.

Cindy - Oct 25, 2003 1:36:47 am PDT #4715 of 10000

Nobody

From Bitches...

deb: Plei!

What do you like in your omelets?

Plei: Cheese and ham. Sometimes mushrooms.

Teppy: Me too, if you please.

Plei: Make that ham, cheese, and Teppy.

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