'Lies My Parents Told Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kristen in Natter:
Hey now, everyone knows that Justin Timberlake is evil incarnate and is ruling the world to hold everyone else back. He also steals candy from babies, kicks puppies, drowns kittens and, dude, he slept with your mom. Where have you been?
Bitches, where else...
Steph: I'm afraid Team Bi has a more appealing brochure. More teammates to play with.
meara: "Ma'am, we'd like you to know that Player Bi is a valued member of Team Queer. Free gift with purchase if you buy now gay later!"
From Natter -- Miracleman is back, and he's better than ever!
Re: The Passion of Christ and lightning.
I'm waiting for the reviews.
"...an intense and revelatory experience" - The New York Times.
"Moving and wondrous" Ebert and whatshisname.
"I hated it. It sucked. Historically inaccurate and, for the luvva....Jim Caviezel?!" - God.
Erika in Bitches on Ann Coulter:
I've got a theory... that she's a demon... a nasty demon who fancies Rupert Murdoch.
In Bitches:
Ann Coulter's Treason: Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason. You could be talking about Scrabble and they would instantly leap to the anti-American position. Everyone says liberals lover America, too. No they don't. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.
juliana: What. The. Hell?? There's an anti-ANYTHING position in Scrabble?
brenda m: Dude, Scrabble is completely anti-American. Bunch of liberal elitists showing off their big words. The thing even comes in a red box, for christ's sake. Do we have to draw you a picture? No wait, that's a different game. But frankly, it's a little suspect too.
deborah grabien:
I can't watch Coulter because frankly, I think she's neocon porn at its worst. Watching her sitting there, twitching her bony knees and snarling "Clinton Liberals Affirmative Action Hate Hate Hate!", all I see is her masturbating on national TV, using hatred as a vibrator.
Ginger: Trees are dying to send air back and forth across the country.
Miracleman:So with Caviezel I'm imagining the Passion more as "Dude, Where's My Salvation?"
FAY!!!!
(In other news, it has belatedly occurred to me that, as a cat-owner, I can now invite people over to play with my cute pussy without being honour bound to put out unless I really want to.)
I don't even know what the context was...
Daniel C. Jensen: "Is there anybody here that hasn't slept together?"
billytea: Hey, I just came up with an idea for the next F2F thread title!