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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jesse and billytea snark about msbelle's boss:
Jesse: Dear lord, msbelle. Your boss is a piece of work. (My new code phrase for "colossal bitch.")
billytea: 'Colossal' is one of the size categories for D&D monsters. I'm now envisaging stat blocks for all the different varieties of bitch: Medium bitch, Large bitch, Colossal bitch, Gargantuan bitch and FUCKO.
Allyson, in Angel:
We are talking about Angel. What show have you been watching? All roads lead back to the goolies.
ETA: SLUT!!!
From Angel, a bit spoilery for the recent episode:
Wolfram: It bugged me that Spike falls through a table and hits the floor hard. It bugged me that he sat on the sofa and you could hear the squeak and see the dent. Until I started to get it. Someone said it upthread after the first episode. Spike always had the ability to touch and move things, his subconscious always knew it. So walking on the floor and sitting in the car or on the sofa was foreshadowing of the power he always had. Yes, Spike's ass always knew it could bend reality.
Scrappy: Spike's ass has certainly bended MY reality on occaision.
Kristen in Natter:
Hey now, everyone knows that Justin Timberlake is evil incarnate and is ruling the world to hold everyone else back. He also steals candy from babies, kicks puppies, drowns kittens and, dude, he slept with your mom. Where have you been?
Bitches, where else...
Steph: I'm afraid Team Bi has a more appealing brochure. More teammates to play with.
meara: "Ma'am, we'd like you to know that Player Bi is a valued member of Team Queer. Free gift with purchase if you buy now gay later!"
From Natter -- Miracleman is back, and he's better than ever!
Re: The Passion of Christ and lightning.
I'm waiting for the reviews.
"...an intense and revelatory experience" - The New York Times.
"Moving and wondrous" Ebert and whatshisname.
"I hated it. It sucked. Historically inaccurate and, for the luvva....Jim Caviezel?!" - God.
Erika in Bitches on Ann Coulter:
I've got a theory... that she's a demon... a nasty demon who fancies Rupert Murdoch.
In Bitches:
Ann Coulter's Treason: Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason. You could be talking about Scrabble and they would instantly leap to the anti-American position. Everyone says liberals lover America, too. No they don't. Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.
juliana: What. The. Hell?? There's an anti-ANYTHING position in Scrabble?
brenda m: Dude, Scrabble is completely anti-American. Bunch of liberal elitists showing off their big words. The thing even comes in a red box, for christ's sake. Do we have to draw you a picture? No wait, that's a different game. But frankly, it's a little suspect too.
deborah grabien:
I can't watch Coulter because frankly, I think she's neocon porn at its worst. Watching her sitting there, twitching her bony knees and snarling "Clinton Liberals Affirmative Action Hate Hate Hate!", all I see is her masturbating on national TV, using hatred as a vibrator.
Ginger: Trees are dying to send air back and forth across the country.