Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
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And Betsy, in the same post:
Then again, Saturday we were waiting after a crafts fair for my husband and the car.
Me: "Yes, I love hanging around in alleys with my daughter waiting for a guy to come pick us up."
Daughter: "Thanks, Mom, I'm traumatized for life."
Damn you, wee Juliana!
Hey, it was that or COMM the whole damn thread.
edit: Which I guess I did. But you know what I mean. Right?
Is it naptime yet?
Because you might not still be reading.
billytea:That's what I want to see on the Childreach commercials. "Your gift of $15 will allow a fully-grown woman in the Midwest to eat a donkey."
OK, technically from PF, but ...
Perkins: Should we stay away until we know what is going on?
Wolfram: If Buffistas subscribed to this theory we wouldn't exist. (And we'd never have gotten through last season's Buffy.)
In Bitches (where else?):
Betsy: No, the Enchanted Grotto is where the elf-lord inserts the Sturdy Oak.
billytea: I'm sorry, but no self-respecting elf-lord is going to leave himself so open to 'hung like an acorn' comments.
Madrigal (of course), in Bitches:
It's very reassuring to hear that there are heteros who are far from smitten with what one frat boy called, "nature's love juice." It's like finding out that one can be an adult without liking all vegetables. And this is leading to another thought - y'know how they throw blood on people who wear fur? what would one throw on a writer who published such horrible sex scenes?
In Natter:
Aimée: BTW, saw Burrell's crankypants on Sunday evening. LOVE. THEM.
ita: Are you open to making her a pair? I'll tell her the price tomorrow, and that you're crazy busy, but she loved them to pieces. Lori's call on chicks digging them was a good one. The first guy that mentioned them to me said "Does that say 'spank'?" I turned to him with a stick and knife in my hands and said "There can be spanking." He promptly claimed it was a translation error on his part.
Jess PMoon in Bitches, on where the 2104 F2F might be held:
Planet Buffista is mostly island chains, but they'll all have farcaster portals to get from one to the other. Or, if you don't care where you go next, you just walk through the portal marked "read new."
Tim discovers our MySql issues in Minearverse:
Does me getting a "fatal error" in the, well, Tim Minear folder mean something? Hmmmm.