Buffistas

I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Beverly - Oct 15, 2003 8:56:39 pm PDT #4635 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jess PMoon in Bitches, on where the 2104 F2F might be held:

Planet Buffista is mostly island chains, but they'll all have farcaster portals to get from one to the other. Or, if you don't care where you go next, you just walk through the portal marked "read new."

Allyson - Oct 15, 2003 9:00:36 pm PDT #4636 of 10000

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tim discovers our MySql issues in Minearverse:

Does me getting a "fatal error" in the, well, Tim Minear folder mean something? Hmmmm.

sj - Oct 15, 2003 10:14:34 pm PDT #4637 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jess PMoon in Bitches:

Planet Buffista is mostly island chains, but they'll all have farcaster portals to get from one to the other. Or, if you don't care where you go next, you just walk through the portal marked "read new."

Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 15, 2003 10:43:41 pm PDT #4638 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In The Minearverse, on the subject of Wonderfalls:

Allyson:

Is there an ita moon? What's the HoYAY factor? Is the show gayer than Angel? Have you been watching the OC?

Tim Minear:

No Ita Moon. HoYAY? So gay. Not as gay as Angel -- some gay porn less than Angel.

Trudy Booth - Oct 16, 2003 6:16:51 am PDT #4639 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shrift: Personally, I'm barely resisting the urge to curl up into a fetal position in my office chair, pull the hood of my jacket over my eyes, and take a nap.

I think the only reason why I haven't so far is that I suspect the chair will tip over backwards, and then I would become Aimée.

Dana - Oct 16, 2003 6:23:17 am PDT #4640 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Matt the Bruins Fan, in Natter:

Tonight while proofing final color pages I discovered that (due to one wrong digit on a previous round proof that was supposed to tell us which stock photo to order) instead of a relatively unassuming deceased public figure photo we ended up with one of the person holding out a cigarette to the camera while positioned behind a wine bottle painted with the image of a nude woman. This photo lacked only a kid in gang colors running with scissors to violate every image taboo our client has instructed us to avoid.

Tom Scola - Oct 16, 2003 12:27:40 pm PDT #4641 of 10000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Aimée in Bitches:

We're here! We're DORKS! We know a lot more shit than you do, so give us back our glasses!

Steph L. - Oct 16, 2003 12:31:47 pm PDT #4642 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

What preceded in Bitches --

Aimee: It's funny how as teenagers, we try so hard to ditch the stigma of "dork", yet when we become adults, we embrace the dork and love the dork and surpass the highest esteem of dorkiness that even as young dorks, we could never have fathomed.

amyparker - Oct 16, 2003 5:14:16 pm PDT #4643 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

From Bitches -- I'm only settin' 'em up. Context would only make it make sense:

amyparker: What are you freaks doing with my name?!?

Cass: Mostly abusing it with pronounciation. There was a safe word but we couldn't agree on how to say it.

Theodosia - Oct 16, 2003 5:59:21 pm PDT #4644 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Even the most affectionate relationship is not proof against bungee-jumping naked with a hangover.

Kat:

I'm beginning to realize that kids will sell each other out for candy. This must be a useful classroom management technique.

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