Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Madrigal (of course), in Bitches:
It's very reassuring to hear that there are heteros who are far from smitten with what one frat boy called, "nature's love juice." It's like finding out that one can be an adult without liking all vegetables. And this is leading to another thought - y'know how they throw blood on people who wear fur? what would one throw on a writer who published such horrible sex scenes?
In Natter:
Aimée: BTW, saw Burrell's crankypants on Sunday evening. LOVE. THEM.
ita: Are you open to making her a pair? I'll tell her the price tomorrow, and that you're crazy busy, but she loved them to pieces. Lori's call on chicks digging them was a good one. The first guy that mentioned them to me said "Does that say 'spank'?" I turned to him with a stick and knife in my hands and said "There can be spanking." He promptly claimed it was a translation error on his part.
Jess PMoon in Bitches, on where the 2104 F2F might be held:
Planet Buffista is mostly island chains, but they'll all have farcaster portals to get from one to the other. Or, if you don't care where you go next, you just walk through the portal marked "read new."
Tim discovers our MySql issues in Minearverse:
Does me getting a "fatal error" in the, well, Tim Minear folder mean something? Hmmmm.
Jess PMoon in Bitches:
Planet Buffista is mostly island chains, but they'll all have farcaster portals to get from one to the other. Or, if you don't care where you go next, you just walk through the portal marked "read new."
In The Minearverse, on the subject of Wonderfalls:
Allyson:
Is there an ita moon? What's the HoYAY factor? Is the show gayer than Angel? Have you been watching the OC?
Tim Minear:
No Ita Moon. HoYAY? So gay. Not as gay as Angel -- some gay porn less than Angel.
Shrift: Personally, I'm barely resisting the urge to curl up into a fetal position in my office chair, pull the hood of my jacket over my eyes, and take a nap.
I think the only reason why I haven't so far is that I suspect the chair will tip over backwards, and then I would become Aimée.
Matt the Bruins Fan, in Natter:
Tonight while proofing final color pages I discovered that (due to one wrong digit on a previous round proof that was supposed to tell us which stock photo to order) instead of a relatively unassuming deceased public figure photo we ended up with one of the person holding out a cigarette to the camera while positioned behind a wine bottle painted with the image of a nude woman. This photo lacked only a kid in gang colors running with scissors to violate every image taboo our client has instructed us to avoid.
Aimée in Bitches:
We're here! We're DORKS! We know a lot more shit than you do, so give us back our glasses!
What preceded in Bitches --
Aimee: It's funny how as teenagers, we try so hard to ditch the stigma of "dork", yet when we become adults, we embrace the dork and love the dork and surpass the highest esteem of dorkiness that even as young dorks, we could never have fathomed.