but wait! don't forget about amyp!
Condoms mean never having to say "It's the couch or the wet spot, dude. You decide where you're sleeping."
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Oct 15, 2003 10:05:16 am PDT #4624 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
juliana - Oct 15, 2003 10:06:35 am PDT #4625 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Re: Bitches:
Oh, hell. Just start here:
billytea - Oct 15, 2003 10:08:50 am PDT #4626 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have to break this into two parts. Betsy, in Bitches:
ARRRGH! Just remembered my daughter reads COMM.
billytea - Oct 15, 2003 10:09:21 am PDT #4627 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And Betsy, in the same post:
Then again, Saturday we were waiting after a crafts fair for my husband and the car.
Me: "Yes, I love hanging around in alleys with my daughter waiting for a guy to come pick us up."
Daughter: "Thanks, Mom, I'm traumatized for life."
amyparker - Oct 15, 2003 10:09:54 am PDT #4628 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
Damn you, wee Juliana!
juliana - Oct 15, 2003 10:18:29 am PDT #4629 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Hey, it was that or COMM the whole damn thread.
edit: Which I guess I did. But you know what I mean. Right?
Is it naptime yet?
smonster - Oct 15, 2003 10:27:07 am PDT #4630 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Because you might not still be reading.
billytea:That's what I want to see on the Childreach commercials. "Your gift of $15 will allow a fully-grown woman in the Midwest to eat a donkey."
JenP - Oct 15, 2003 10:52:35 am PDT #4631 of 10000
OK, technically from PF, but ...
Perkins: Should we stay away until we know what is going on?
Wolfram: If Buffistas subscribed to this theory we wouldn't exist. (And we'd never have gotten through last season's Buffy.)
DXMachina - Oct 15, 2003 10:53:51 am PDT #4632 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Bitches (where else?):
Betsy: No, the Enchanted Grotto is where the elf-lord inserts the Sturdy Oak.
billytea: I'm sorry, but no self-respecting elf-lord is going to leave himself so open to 'hung like an acorn' comments.
Cindy - Oct 15, 2003 12:25:23 pm PDT #4633 of 10000
Nobody
Madrigal (of course), in Bitches:
It's very reassuring to hear that there are heteros who are far from smitten with what one frat boy called, "nature's love juice." It's like finding out that one can be an adult without liking all vegetables. And this is leading to another thought - y'know how they throw blood on people who wear fur? what would one throw on a writer who published such horrible sex scenes?