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Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.

Xander ,'Empty Places'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Deena - Oct 15, 2003 9:55:12 am PDT #4622 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I hope this isn't TMI. It's just too funny to pass up:

Aimee: Also, also? I can say that I never, ever craved the feel of hot seed anywhere.

Smonster: t chokes on gum huh. not just a dyke thing, then?

Betsy: Semen is more of a by-product than a turnon as such. "Oh, please, fill me with your frigid undead soldiers!"

Aimee: I mean, honestly. It just sounds like a pan of cous cous gone very, very wrong.

Very wrong.

Jess: Aimee, don't do that when I've got crackers in my mouth! Now I need a new keyboard.

Aimee: t Sends Jess a new keyboard

Betsy: t Sends Aimee another pan of cous cous

edited because it just keeps going...

Aims - Oct 15, 2003 9:59:49 am PDT #4623 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

edited because it just keeps going...

You mean "coming", right?

smonster - Oct 15, 2003 10:05:16 am PDT #4624 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

but wait! don't forget about amyp!

Condoms mean never having to say "It's the couch or the wet spot, dude. You decide where you're sleeping."

juliana - Oct 15, 2003 10:06:35 am PDT #4625 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Re: Bitches:

Oh, hell. Just start here:

Aimée "Spike's Bitches 10: Haven't Had Quite Enough Jealous Vampire Crap" Oct 15, 2003 11:43:02 am PDT

billytea - Oct 15, 2003 10:08:50 am PDT #4626 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have to break this into two parts. Betsy, in Bitches:

ARRRGH! Just remembered my daughter reads COMM.

billytea - Oct 15, 2003 10:09:21 am PDT #4627 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And Betsy, in the same post:

Then again, Saturday we were waiting after a crafts fair for my husband and the car.

Me: "Yes, I love hanging around in alleys with my daughter waiting for a guy to come pick us up."

Daughter: "Thanks, Mom, I'm traumatized for life."

amyparker - Oct 15, 2003 10:09:54 am PDT #4628 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Damn you, wee Juliana!

juliana - Oct 15, 2003 10:18:29 am PDT #4629 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hey, it was that or COMM the whole damn thread.

edit: Which I guess I did. But you know what I mean. Right?

Is it naptime yet?

smonster - Oct 15, 2003 10:27:07 am PDT #4630 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Because you might not still be reading.

billytea:That's what I want to see on the Childreach commercials. "Your gift of $15 will allow a fully-grown woman in the Midwest to eat a donkey."

JenP - Oct 15, 2003 10:52:35 am PDT #4631 of 10000

OK, technically from PF, but ...

Perkins: Should we stay away until we know what is going on?

Wolfram: If Buffistas subscribed to this theory we wouldn't exist. (And we'd never have gotten through last season's Buffy.)

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