Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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Holli, on Bible marketing trends, in Literary:
There's a headline on the cover of that bizarro teen Bible that says "GUYS SPEAK OUT On Important Issues."
Now, I know I don't speak for all teenage girls, but I think that once I figured out that the Important Issues had to do with, like, Temple sacrifices and the stoning of loose women, I probably wouldn't keep reading for the part where the hott boyz reveal their top ten turn-ons. Mostly because I have a higher IQ than the average sponge.
Cindy, in Natter:
If a Cubs/Sox series comes to be, it'll truly be about their respective, long-suffering, loyal-to-a-fault fandoms, and the billions they've poured into therapy and bars.
I'm just still trying to puzzle out how they could both lose.
DavidS, in Natter:
You don't know the joy of burning the village of your neighbors, putting them to the sword and wading through the blood of their small pet animals!!! I laugh at your hippielove ways, unless of course you were to offer me tea with home-made scones and devon cream and lemon curd. At which point I will put aside my gorey blade and have a cuppa.
Never mind the context, here comes Erin in Bitches:
I can't believe I just admitted to trying to scent-mark my couch.
ita, in Angel or Previously or whereeva, on that lady that used to play Kate:
Her role is pretty bland, but her acting takes wooden and ossifies it.
In Natter, who needs context:
Madrigal: There's no, "Your spirals look like you've got a flaming tampon up your yoni" unless you know a definite way to improve it.
billytea: I'm going to go with, "Take the tampon out".
shrift in Natter, context free:
Pop culture war in my head! "SPOOOOON!" "There is no spoon." "Spoon?" "A spoon's dull, you idiot, it'll hurt more."
Tom Scola:
Huh.
Interesting conversation you're having.
It's like I'm in a hospital room covered with third-degree burns, and you all are having a "fire: good or bad?" argument.
I have to leave for therapy now.
In Natter:
ita: As far as I can tell, high school made kids feel bad.
joe boucher: I think that's why we're all here. Not necessarily that every one of us feels that way, but because Joss Whedon did.
In Natter:
Betsy: Brains were stigmatized in my hometown.
Phill: I just pictured the chess club running around with bleeding palms.