Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


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DXMachina - Oct 14, 2003 10:50:32 am PDT #4601 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter, who needs context:

Madrigal: There's no, "Your spirals look like you've got a flaming tampon up your yoni" unless you know a definite way to improve it.

billytea: I'm going to go with, "Take the tampon out".


EpicTangent - Oct 14, 2003 11:13:27 am PDT #4602 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

shrift in Natter, context free:

Pop culture war in my head! "SPOOOOON!" "There is no spoon." "Spoon?" "A spoon's dull, you idiot, it'll hurt more."


Theodosia - Oct 14, 2003 11:54:59 am PDT #4603 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tom Scola:

Huh.
Interesting conversation you're having.
It's like I'm in a hospital room covered with third-degree burns, and you all are having a "fire: good or bad?" argument.
I have to leave for therapy now.


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2003 2:26:10 pm PDT #4604 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter:

ita: As far as I can tell, high school made kids feel bad.

joe boucher: I think that's why we're all here. Not necessarily that every one of us feels that way, but because Joss Whedon did.


DXMachina - Oct 14, 2003 2:29:47 pm PDT #4605 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

Betsy: Brains were stigmatized in my hometown.

Phill: I just pictured the chess club running around with bleeding palms.


Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2003 2:43:38 pm PDT #4606 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Thessaly and Phill, being unintelligibly Bostonian:

Thessaly: Of course, if the Yankees win, it will wicked suck, and we'll have to make a packy run to console ourselves

Phill: It would, I imagine, even be wicked retahhded. Oh the packy. Sometimes I miss my New England college days. There was a conglomerate: Pequod Pizza/Pequod Packy that delivered food and booze. And to round it out, the delivery guy, Pequod Pat, sold Pequod Pot. It was an entire weekend in one phone call.

"Yeah, let me get two large pepperoni pies, a case of Narragansett, a bottle of Jaegermeister, three packs of camel lights. Oh, is Pat delivering tonight? He is? You better throw in an Italian sub too. Thanks."


DXMachina - Oct 14, 2003 2:52:57 pm PDT #4607 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Actually, Phill is doing New London, but it's all the pretty close.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2003 2:58:04 pm PDT #4608 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

My fetish is out of control. I found that attractive.


Leigh - Oct 14, 2003 2:59:52 pm PDT #4609 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy HP in Movies:

When the romantic lead spends half the movie pretending to be somebody else in order to humiliate the heroine, we want the resolution to be his humiliation and his search for redemption. In *Down With Love*, we get a long incoherent speech that reveals that... the heroine is just like the hero, and has modelled her behavior on his in order to win his heart. Great, they're both jerks, and I hope a garbage truck runs over the pair of them. And then backs up


Connie Neil - Oct 14, 2003 10:36:27 pm PDT #4610 of 10000
brillig

amyparker, in Bitches, re: daughters asking their fathers to teach them cool things.

"I asked you to teach me bodywork, and you didn't. So I had to go out and learn carpentry in the streets from strangers."