Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

Xander ,'End of Days'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Steph L. - Oct 14, 2003 2:26:10 pm PDT #4604 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter:

ita: As far as I can tell, high school made kids feel bad.

joe boucher: I think that's why we're all here. Not necessarily that every one of us feels that way, but because Joss Whedon did.


DXMachina - Oct 14, 2003 2:29:47 pm PDT #4605 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

Betsy: Brains were stigmatized in my hometown.

Phill: I just pictured the chess club running around with bleeding palms.


Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2003 2:43:38 pm PDT #4606 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Thessaly and Phill, being unintelligibly Bostonian:

Thessaly: Of course, if the Yankees win, it will wicked suck, and we'll have to make a packy run to console ourselves

Phill: It would, I imagine, even be wicked retahhded. Oh the packy. Sometimes I miss my New England college days. There was a conglomerate: Pequod Pizza/Pequod Packy that delivered food and booze. And to round it out, the delivery guy, Pequod Pat, sold Pequod Pot. It was an entire weekend in one phone call.

"Yeah, let me get two large pepperoni pies, a case of Narragansett, a bottle of Jaegermeister, three packs of camel lights. Oh, is Pat delivering tonight? He is? You better throw in an Italian sub too. Thanks."


DXMachina - Oct 14, 2003 2:52:57 pm PDT #4607 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Actually, Phill is doing New London, but it's all the pretty close.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2003 2:58:04 pm PDT #4608 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

My fetish is out of control. I found that attractive.


Leigh - Oct 14, 2003 2:59:52 pm PDT #4609 of 10000
Nobody

Betsy HP in Movies:

When the romantic lead spends half the movie pretending to be somebody else in order to humiliate the heroine, we want the resolution to be his humiliation and his search for redemption. In *Down With Love*, we get a long incoherent speech that reveals that... the heroine is just like the hero, and has modelled her behavior on his in order to win his heart. Great, they're both jerks, and I hope a garbage truck runs over the pair of them. And then backs up


Connie Neil - Oct 14, 2003 10:36:27 pm PDT #4610 of 10000
brillig

amyparker, in Bitches, re: daughters asking their fathers to teach them cool things.

"I asked you to teach me bodywork, and you didn't. So I had to go out and learn carpentry in the streets from strangers."


Nilly - Oct 15, 2003 3:17:53 am PDT #4611 of 10000
Swouncing

DXM knows how to give the best wishes ever:

Here is the promo for today's Mejia episode, "Happy Birthday":

Narrator (who sounds a lot like Jon B.): Today, on the Phoenix Wednesday...

After seeing the Buffistas.org logo, we open on a group of Buffistas, gathered around a table, staring at something.

ita: "Where is he?"

We cut to a shot from Jeff's point of view as he glances back and forth from a TV to a computer screen around, occasionally rewinding the tape he's watching.

DXMachina: "I think he's working on tonight's promo..."

Jeff first looks at the TV, then the shot cuts back to the keyboard, where we see his fingers typing.

Nutty: "Well somebody go get him. That was the plan, right?"

Jeff, still typing and looking very puzzled. He cranes his head forward, listening intently to make sure he gets the dialogue right.

DavidS: "I brought him a bunch of early Buffy comics I picked up at the Amoeba..."

The shot switches back to Jeff's point of view as we see some Buffistas (Teppy, Trudy, and Askye) in the background, doing Wednesday night episode discussion. He focuses again on the images on the screen.

Nilly: "It's his birthday, you know."

The shot focuses back on Jeff, as he straightens up and looks pleased. He hits the post key, and the newly minted Mejia appears in the thread. Behind him, we can see Perkins and Aimee wheel in a cake, while Emily and vw frantically work on getting the candles lit.

msbelle: "Ummm, pink frosting."

Cut to scene of amych wielding a saber.

amych: "I'll cut it."

Cut to scene of huge group of Buffistas raising their glasses in Jeff's direction.

All Buffistas: "Happy Birthday, Jeff!!!"

ELAPSED TIME - 1:10


Jon B. - Oct 15, 2003 4:18:31 am PDT #4612 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Nilly COMMed DXM's fake Mejia.

(4 out of 5 words in the preceding sentence are incomprehensible to all but 1000 people worldwide)


vw bug - Oct 15, 2003 4:27:05 am PDT #4613 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

If I may, I'd like to COMM Jon B. from the COMM thread:

Nilly COMMed DXM's fake Mejia.

(4 out of 5 words in the preceding sentence are incomprehensible to all but 1000 people worldwide)