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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2003 7:13:44 am PDT #4580 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Plei in Angel Spoilers (not spoilery for those who've seen current episodes of Angel, or probably even the Season 4 finale):

Then there's the whole "We've replaced their regular memories with Folgers Crystals! Let's peek with our hidden camera and see if they notice!" angle.

§ ita § - Oct 11, 2003 7:16:08 am PDT #4581 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt, can you note what that's spoilery up to? I know that some of the stuff you talk about in there isn't NAFDA spoilery, and I'd hate to miss a good witticism.

Jessica - Oct 11, 2003 7:21:38 am PDT #4582 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[edited for clarity]

It is not spoilery for NAFDA-istas.

amych - Oct 11, 2003 8:26:44 am PDT #4583 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hec: Just caught up on the last hundred posts in Beauracracy. So. Fucking. Funny. We are glorious and ridiculous! Fear our Buffista Attention To Detail!

DXMachina: You misspelled Bureaucracy there, Hec...

Deena - Oct 11, 2003 11:02:37 am PDT #4584 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Victor and Matt talking about Connor, last season, not spoilery at all, in Spoilers (yeah, okay, you caught me, I lurk there. What?)

Victor: BEWARE EVILDOERS, FOR I AM GIRLIE MAN! I FIGHT LIKE A NINJA, BUT STILL RUN LIKE A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!

Matt: How humiliating would it be to see a waifish figure running at you with arms flapping like Kermit the Frog, and then get your ass kicked by him?

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 3:17:31 pm PDT #4585 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Am I gonna end up buying a car from the inside, again?

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 5:36:20 pm PDT #4586 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: Hooray for Aidan! You watch: he's gonna grow up to be a pitcher for the majors, and we can say we knew him when he was hitting himself in the head with a Koosh.

Burrell - Oct 11, 2003 8:18:49 pm PDT #4587 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Apolitical commentary from Kat in Natter: Madame Mao has good taste.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Oct 12, 2003 12:15:17 am PDT #4588 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Hec, in (of course) Bureaucracy:

We're like a circle jerk of neurotic opinionated fussiness.

DXMachina - Oct 12, 2003 7:15:34 am PDT #4589 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

Allyson: I swear that there was an earthquake this morning. But there wasn't. Damnit.

DavidS: Should we infer from this that Match.com was a success?

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