Buffistas

You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Deena - Oct 11, 2003 11:02:37 am PDT #4584 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Victor and Matt talking about Connor, last season, not spoilery at all, in Spoilers (yeah, okay, you caught me, I lurk there. What?)

Victor: BEWARE EVILDOERS, FOR I AM GIRLIE MAN! I FIGHT LIKE A NINJA, BUT STILL RUN LIKE A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!

Matt: How humiliating would it be to see a waifish figure running at you with arms flapping like Kermit the Frog, and then get your ass kicked by him?

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 3:17:31 pm PDT #4585 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

erikaj: Am I gonna end up buying a car from the inside, again?

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 5:36:20 pm PDT #4586 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: Hooray for Aidan! You watch: he's gonna grow up to be a pitcher for the majors, and we can say we knew him when he was hitting himself in the head with a Koosh.

Burrell - Oct 11, 2003 8:18:49 pm PDT #4587 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Apolitical commentary from Kat in Natter: Madame Mao has good taste.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Oct 12, 2003 12:15:17 am PDT #4588 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Hec, in (of course) Bureaucracy:

We're like a circle jerk of neurotic opinionated fussiness.

DXMachina - Oct 12, 2003 7:15:34 am PDT #4589 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

Allyson: I swear that there was an earthquake this morning. But there wasn't. Damnit.

DavidS: Should we infer from this that Match.com was a success?

DavidS - Oct 12, 2003 7:22:29 am PDT #4590 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Twofer!

Theodosia - Oct 12, 2003 4:24:25 pm PDT #4591 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal Costello:

Anybody want a pound of sour cream? For some reason my roommate bought it when grocery shopping, even though she hates it and I'm allergic to it and it wasn't even accidentally on the list or on sale. I'm thinking I'll see if a local food kitchen will take it, or I'm just going to end up having to find something to chuck it at. (And when asked why she bought it, she answered, "I don't know. I could have stole a car. Instead, I bought sour cream.")

beth b - Oct 12, 2003 6:11:42 pm PDT #4592 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

no context

billytea:

(Speaking for myself, BTW, I really like buffets. I have options, but the constraint of fitting my choices on a single plate. It's a meal, and a geometry puzzle!)

Steph L. - Oct 13, 2003 5:21:48 am PDT #4593 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Although the topic started as a change to the F2F thread blurb, it quickly became something else....

Cindy: We've done it twice. We may have lice. Time for ritual sacrifice.

billytea: Having tackled the problem of unprotected teenage sex, Cindy was next asked to rewrite the "Anti-Drug" campaign.

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