Twofer!
Tara: Do you have any books on robots? Giles: Oh, yes, dozens. There's a lot of research to be done in order to--no, I'm lying. Haven't got squat. I just like watching Xander squirm.
'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
DavidS - Oct 12, 2003 7:22:29 am PDT #4590 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Theodosia - Oct 12, 2003 4:24:25 pm PDT #4591 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal Costello:
Anybody want a pound of sour cream? For some reason my roommate bought it when grocery shopping, even though she hates it and I'm allergic to it and it wasn't even accidentally on the list or on sale. I'm thinking I'll see if a local food kitchen will take it, or I'm just going to end up having to find something to chuck it at. (And when asked why she bought it, she answered, "I don't know. I could have stole a car. Instead, I bought sour cream.")
beth b - Oct 12, 2003 6:11:42 pm PDT #4592 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
no context
billytea:
(Speaking for myself, BTW, I really like buffets. I have options, but the constraint of fitting my choices on a single plate. It's a meal, and a geometry puzzle!)
Steph L. - Oct 13, 2003 5:21:48 am PDT #4593 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Although the topic started as a change to the F2F thread blurb, it quickly became something else....
Cindy: We've done it twice. We may have lice. Time for ritual sacrifice.
billytea: Having tackled the problem of unprotected teenage sex, Cindy was next asked to rewrite the "Anti-Drug" campaign.
Elena - Oct 13, 2003 11:26:45 am PDT #4594 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
In Quotable,
helentm
Angel's character is to be the guy who has to keep giving updates of his moral status every time he runs into old acquaintances.
erinaceous - Oct 13, 2003 6:05:17 pm PDT #4595 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
PMM in Angel Spoilers, not spoily unless you want to be surprised by her Halloween costume:
(My other notion, though not for work, involves a corset and a tightish overdress thing with a bunch of XML mark-up on it.)
(I'd be going as a well-formed document.)
Anne W. - Oct 14, 2003 5:46:29 am PDT #4596 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Holli, on Bible marketing trends, in Literary:
There's a headline on the cover of that bizarro teen Bible that says "GUYS SPEAK OUT On Important Issues."
Now, I know I don't speak for all teenage girls, but I think that once I figured out that the Important Issues had to do with, like, Temple sacrifices and the stoning of loose women, I probably wouldn't keep reading for the part where the hott boyz reveal their top ten turn-ons. Mostly because I have a higher IQ than the average sponge.
Anne W. - Oct 14, 2003 7:28:34 am PDT #4597 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Cindy, in Natter:
If a Cubs/Sox series comes to be, it'll truly be about their respective, long-suffering, loyal-to-a-fault fandoms, and the billions they've poured into therapy and bars.
I'm just still trying to puzzle out how they could both lose.
Jesse - Oct 14, 2003 8:02:14 am PDT #4598 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
DavidS, in Natter:
You don't know the joy of burning the village of your neighbors, putting them to the sword and wading through the blood of their small pet animals!!! I laugh at your hippielove ways, unless of course you were to offer me tea with home-made scones and devon cream and lemon curd. At which point I will put aside my gorey blade and have a cuppa.
deborah grabien - Oct 14, 2003 10:01:35 am PDT #4599 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Never mind the context, here comes Erin in Bitches:
I can't believe I just admitted to trying to scent-mark my couch.