[edited for clarity]
It is not spoilery for NAFDA-istas.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Oct 11, 2003 7:21:38 am PDT #4582 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
amych - Oct 11, 2003 8:26:44 am PDT #4583 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hec: Just caught up on the last hundred posts in Beauracracy. So. Fucking. Funny. We are glorious and ridiculous! Fear our Buffista Attention To Detail!
DXMachina: You misspelled Bureaucracy there, Hec...
Deena - Oct 11, 2003 11:02:37 am PDT #4584 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Victor and Matt talking about Connor, last season, not spoilery at all, in Spoilers (yeah, okay, you caught me, I lurk there. What?)
Victor: BEWARE EVILDOERS, FOR I AM GIRLIE MAN! I FIGHT LIKE A NINJA, BUT STILL RUN LIKE A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
Matt: How humiliating would it be to see a waifish figure running at you with arms flapping like Kermit the Frog, and then get your ass kicked by him?
Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 3:17:31 pm PDT #4585 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: Am I gonna end up buying a car from the inside, again?
Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2003 5:36:20 pm PDT #4586 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amyparker: Hooray for Aidan! You watch: he's gonna grow up to be a pitcher for the majors, and we can say we knew him when he was hitting himself in the head with a Koosh.
Burrell - Oct 11, 2003 8:18:49 pm PDT #4587 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Apolitical commentary from Kat in Natter: Madame Mao has good taste.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Oct 12, 2003 12:15:17 am PDT #4588 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Hec, in (of course) Bureaucracy:
We're like a circle jerk of neurotic opinionated fussiness.
DXMachina - Oct 12, 2003 7:15:34 am PDT #4589 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Allyson: I swear that there was an earthquake this morning. But there wasn't. Damnit.
DavidS: Should we infer from this that Match.com was a success?
DavidS - Oct 12, 2003 7:22:29 am PDT #4590 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Twofer!
Theodosia - Oct 12, 2003 4:24:25 pm PDT #4591 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal Costello:
Anybody want a pound of sour cream? For some reason my roommate bought it when grocery shopping, even though she hates it and I'm allergic to it and it wasn't even accidentally on the list or on sale. I'm thinking I'll see if a local food kitchen will take it, or I'm just going to end up having to find something to chuck it at. (And when asked why she bought it, she answered, "I don't know. I could have stole a car. Instead, I bought sour cream.")