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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Oct 09, 2003 1:38:46 pm PDT #4568 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger, discussing medical problems in Bitches:

The treatments are three weeks apart, and there are only two more. I'll have other stuff after that, including surgery, but I'll be glad when this is over. I mainly want my hair back. I find myself making extravagant promises to my eyebrows. "When you grow back, I'll have you professionally waxed! I'll buy you special eyebrow products!"

Cass - Oct 09, 2003 3:52:44 pm PDT #4569 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

in Natter

ita: Extrapolate my ass.

Burrell: ita looks fine in a pair of pants. I can assume that she has a fine ass.

There, I just extrapolated ita's ass.

Moments like this, the reason I am actually reading 2000 messages instead of skipping...

Kat - Oct 09, 2003 7:16:27 pm PDT #4570 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

ita: You do pro bono? Now I feel I should go get myself in trouble.

Shawn: We do pro bono for the needy, not the belligerent employed.

Theodosia - Oct 10, 2003 4:58:32 am PDT #4571 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jesse :

Because I'm not a baseball fan, but still a cynical Bostonian, I keep thinking, "Huh. They don't usually wait this long before choking."

vw bug - Oct 10, 2003 6:25:28 am PDT #4572 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

Aimee in Bitches:

I bought one of those Swiffer duster thingies.

Cleaning equipment of the Gods, I tell you. Someone at Molly Maids got sacrificed for that invention.

Kat - Oct 10, 2003 6:53:09 am PDT #4573 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Spoilery if you haven't seen this week's Angel, but another great tidbit from the Shawn and ita Show:

ita:I seem to remember about 5'6. Drastically shorter than just about everyone else on the Angel cast.

Shawn:Ah, the random disappearances get explained. They happen when he is too close to members of the cast.

Astarte - Oct 10, 2003 8:14:54 am PDT #4574 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Discussing JM's height and proportions in Angel.

SusanW: IOW, he's built like a typical male figure skater

Shrift: Now I'm envisioning Spike on skates in the Vampcapades, performing to the Sex Pistols.

BWAH!!!!!!!

Theodosia - Oct 10, 2003 4:44:13 pm PDT #4575 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP, in response to a Buffista request for "the cautionary tale of the Sweet Young Thing and the Pumpkin Tablecloths":

I need this story.

Once upon a time there was a Sweet Young Thing. And she insisted on Pumpkin Tablecloths, even though the Wedding Planner, who had warned her about her Inappropriate Gown, told her they were gauche.

And just as the Sweet Young Thing stood up for her First Dance with her Own True Love (her new husband being out of the room), the spotlight picked out the minister buggering a dead goat on the centerpiece.

She was just mortified.

askye - Oct 10, 2003 5:25:15 pm PDT #4576 of 10000

Thrive to spite them

Discussion of angels in Firefly:

Matt: I thought Uriel, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael were the four archangels?

Hil R: They are. Most of the -el names were angels of some sort, I believe, though some of them weren't. I've never heard of Ariel meaning "Light of G-d" before. Ari means lion, and -el means G-d, so I've always heard that one as meaning "Lion of G-d." (Although a google search did just turn up one hit for light, so I'm wondering where that comes from now.)

TonyG: So then which one is Jor-El?

Astarte: The one with the Gay Pride sticker on his ass.

Anne W. - Oct 11, 2003 2:10:37 am PDT #4577 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

From Bureaucracy:

amych comes up with a solution to the problem of naming Natter 17:

Natter 17: Welcome back, Nilly! We tried to set up a thread in honor of your favorite number as a lovely surprise for you, but then we had a punctuation war instead.

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