Plei in Bitches:
Shit, why don't they just fucking add "can talk to animals, loved by everyone, excellent singing voice" to the list of job qualifications. The job title is Documentation Specialist, but it might as well be Mary Sue.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Astarte - Jul 31, 2003 11:09:42 am PDT #4123 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
DCJensen - Jul 31, 2003 12:30:47 pm PDT #4124 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Nilly, in Firefly, upon seeing and describing her reaction to the pilot episode, Serenity:
You know what? It's a good thing Joss isn't into politics, because he managed to make such a wide-eyed gasping holding-to-every-word little girl out of me in an hour and a half, I don't want to think what he may be able to do if he really wanted to get my attention. And he made me like made-up people, like them enough to want to know what happens to them next, and happened to them in the past.
EpicTangent - Jul 31, 2003 4:26:30 pm PDT #4125 of 10000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Beth's DH: A car with a Start button? Is Bill Gates involved somehow? shakes head as he contemplates Mazda getting borged by MS
Daniel C. Jensen: Yes, and to shut it off, you have to press the start button, select "shut down" with the gear shift and then wait 10 minutes while it tells each component under the hood "good night."
And there's the Blue Windscreen of Death, which happens often with no warning and you lose all your momentum until...
Anyone who knows the ID of "Someone", please feel free to edit me, as I have to go.
Edited to turn "Someone" into someone.
Cass - Jul 31, 2003 4:29:22 pm PDT #4126 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
eta: That was DCJ
Twas not me and I am huffy about only as it is my dream car that is getting all Gates-y and making me cringe...
DCJensen - Jul 31, 2003 5:05:05 pm PDT #4127 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
actually the quote I'm responding to is:
Beth's DH "Spike's Bitches 8: Big Gay Pirates" Jul 31, 2003 5:30:34 pm PDT
juliana - Jul 31, 2003 5:26:38 pm PDT #4128 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Trudy, in Bitches:
I'm big with the God of the Hebrews but he NEVER does that. He sends angels to whisper in your ear to knock you up, there's just no foreplay.
Theodosia - Jul 31, 2003 5:44:46 pm PDT #4129 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JZ:
Does one really have to apologize for thinking Jags are pieces of shit? From what I've heard from people who own Jaguars (or, mostly, read, since I don't actually know that many Jag owners), this is common knowledge. The Jaguar is universally accepted, even by those who love it, as a car of singular beauty and fragile health, the consumptive of the automotive world, forever turning its sleek and rosy chassis to cough up delicate spatters of various oils and lubricants into its lace-trimmed Italian leather handkerchief.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 31, 2003 11:01:53 pm PDT #4130 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
I think Trudy's line (which juliana commed in #4128) is funnier if you have the quote she was replying to:
amyparker:
I had a long talk with the Goddess about all of this last night, and the upshot was that if She doesn't take steps to make sure that the monthly amusement does not give me grief in the midst of all this, She was going down.
Trudy Booth:
I'm big with the God of the Hebrews but he NEVER does that. He sends angels to whisper in your ear to knock you up, there's just no foreplay.
Theodosia - Aug 01, 2003 5:05:24 am PDT #4131 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Madrigal, on his performance in Daredevil:
Affleck was okay at portraying someone with a handicap, though he seemed unable to portray someone for whom that wasn't some form of mental retardation.
Calli - Aug 01, 2003 5:37:06 am PDT #4132 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
billytea: Meanwhile, cheery news of the day: Your body (yes, yours) contains about 10 trillion cells.
1 trillion of them are human.
Carry on.
Cindy: What are the other 9 trillion?
billytea: Bacteria, mostly. The swingin' hot spot is the lower digestive tract.
Yes, you are outnumbered. Just keep sending down the twinkies and no one gets hurt.