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Theodosia - Jul 28, 2003 11:50:46 am PDT #4085 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

JZ, on Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack is unbelievably fabulous, but I got the very strong feeling that he is more a Jacksexual than anything else: totally, madly (and charmingly) in love with himself. He may dally with the emotions and private parts of various pretty young things of various genders, but his one true love is Jack, and none other shall dislodge his beloved from his heart of hearts. And bless him for it - nobody but himself is good enough for him, really.

JohnSweden - Jul 28, 2003 11:58:54 am PDT #4086 of 10000

I can't even.

Megan E.: I hope there is no meat eating going on tonight at the D&D game.

Elena: Okay, do you really want me to repeat that one to the boys when I get home?

---- BYOContext

Megan E. - Jul 28, 2003 12:00:23 pm PDT #4087 of 10000

Atlantic Canadian lurker/spy!

Elena - Jul 28, 2003 12:02:46 pm PDT #4088 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

It's okay, Megan, he's a fellow Upper Canadian. He'll eventually move to the East Coast when Toronto is full of Newfoundlanders.

t /natter

Wolfram - Jul 28, 2003 1:30:33 pm PDT #4089 of 10000

Visilurking

In case you missed it the first time around:

Ellen S: What happened to the Archaeology Section of the NY Times? (it used to be under Science, Social Science or some such)

DXMachina: You have to dig around for it...

Aims - Jul 28, 2003 1:32:03 pm PDT #4090 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

t rimshot

Fay - Jul 28, 2003 3:06:18 pm PDT #4091 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

JZ waxes lyrical in Bitches upon Why We Adore Jilli:

Other heroes, upon close scrutiny, turn out to have feet of clay - Jilli has feet of glitter clad in pointy-toed wicked granny boots with little bat wings flapping at the ankles.

victor infante - Jul 28, 2003 3:33:36 pm PDT #4092 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Scrappy, context-free:

You got a mullet, I got Ozzy Osbourne waking up from a three-day- bender thing going. Together we will be like hair time travel to a day in 1983.

Ellen S. - Jul 28, 2003 4:45:57 pm PDT #4093 of 10000

there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Rio: I'm the frolicky killah.

Java cat - Jul 28, 2003 4:52:45 pm PDT #4094 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 14:

Jesse: Oh man. I was just reading a posting for a job at Columbia University, and it said that, along with excellent communication skills, they are looking for someone with tack. Dude, I'm supposed to provide my own saddle?

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