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I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Aims - Jul 28, 2003 1:32:03 pm PDT #4090 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fay - Jul 28, 2003 3:06:18 pm PDT #4091 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
JZ waxes lyrical in Bitches upon Why We Adore Jilli:
Other heroes, upon close scrutiny, turn out to have feet of clay - Jilli has feet of glitter clad in pointy-toed wicked granny boots with little bat wings flapping at the ankles.
victor infante - Jul 28, 2003 3:33:36 pm PDT #4092 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Scrappy, context-free:
You got a mullet, I got Ozzy Osbourne waking up from a three-day- bender thing going. Together we will be like hair time travel to a day in 1983.
Ellen S. - Jul 28, 2003 4:45:57 pm PDT #4093 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
Rio: I'm the frolicky killah.
Java cat - Jul 28, 2003 4:52:45 pm PDT #4094 of 10000
Not javachik
Natter 14:
Jesse: Oh man. I was just reading a posting for a job at Columbia University, and it said that, along with excellent communication skills, they are looking for someone with tack. Dude, I'm supposed to provide my own saddle?
Noumenon - Jul 29, 2003 12:15:00 am PDT #4095 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Ms. Havisham discussing the Foamy nominations for Best Inanimate Object:
I would have nominated The One Ring, but it didn't put in quite the performance it did in FOTR. In the first movie, its moody flame reflections and the glowing script completely won me over. Its award last year was well deserved.
This year, it stepped back and let other objects have their moment. Kudos to the Ring. I'm sure it'll make a strong comeback in ROTK and earn another Foamy.
So out of the TTT nominations, I'll second Liv Tyler.
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2003 10:54:23 am PDT #4096 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches:
Trudy:I would find a talking insect fascinating.
Perkins:I dunno if I would. I mean, what would it say. Mosquitos might be cool, because they'd be all "blood, blood, who has the blood?", but flies would just go on about vomiting on food and such.
Cindy - Jul 29, 2003 11:08:28 am PDT #4097 of 10000
Nobody
In Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer. Nobody wants this context.
Typo Boy:
Given that we tend to rely on intent over strict interpetation of language. And we tend favor common sense over intent.
Burrell:
Have you and I been following the same discussion?
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Typo Boy:
Looking at the destination, not journey - because so not zen.
Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:52:39 am PDT #4098 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
billytea, context-free (or go look it up yourself in UnAms):
It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience, when seeking a date, discernable motion in the testicle area isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.
Fay - Jul 29, 2003 11:56:17 am PDT #4099 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In Unamerican:
Burrell Pregnancy is like sprinkling Miracle Gro on one's breasts.
Betsy HP And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them