Ms. Havisham discussing the Foamy nominations for Best Inanimate Object:
I would have nominated The One Ring, but it didn't put in quite the performance it did in FOTR. In the first movie, its moody flame reflections and the glowing script completely won me over. Its award last year was well deserved.
This year, it stepped back and let other objects have their moment. Kudos to the Ring. I'm sure it'll make a strong comeback in ROTK and earn another Foamy.
So out of the TTT nominations, I'll second Liv Tyler.
In Bureaucracy 2: Like Sartre, Only Longer. Nobody wants this context.
Typo Boy:
Given that we tend to rely on intent over strict interpetation of language. And we tend favor common sense over intent.
Burrell:
Have you and I been following the same discussion?
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Typo Boy:
Looking at the destination, not journey - because so not zen.
billytea,
context-free (or go look it up yourself in UnAms):
It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience, when seeking a date, discernable motion in the testicle area isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.
In
Unamerican:
Burrell
Pregnancy is like sprinkling Miracle Gro on one's breasts.
Betsy HP
And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them
ita and Allyson, on the Meyer-Briggs test (in Natter):
ita: What did you score?
Allyson: Dunno, the results get emailed to some other person who will undoubtedly tell me I suck.
ita: No, they'll tell you you have to be more assertive, or some dumb shit like that.
Allyson: I think they're going to tell me I have to be more organized, and less assertive.
At which point I'm going to beat them senseless with the corpse of Betty Friedan.
Betsy with the setup, and billytea with the punchline, in Natter:
I'm assuming they'll justify it by his lifelong commitment to entertaining the troops. Which is indeed praiseworthy, but... does that mean Hugh Hefner gets flags at half-mast, too?
I'm pretty sure that's the last way Hef would want to be remembered.
