Kaylee ,'Serenity'
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Raquel:
Overheard in the gym: Guy 1: "Yo." Guy 2: "Yo. Sup?" Guy 1: "Same soup, reheated." Guy 2: "Ah, man, they ain't makin' you use the same bowl?" Guy 1: "Same bowl." Guy 2: "Same spoon?" Guy 1: "Same spoon. But I ain't complainin'; they rinsed it off some."
Guy 2 finishes his set and leaves. Guy 3 enters.
Guy 3: "Hello, James." Guy 1: "Hey, Stephen. How are you today?" Guy 3: "Not too bad, thanks."
Bilingual. I'm so jealous.
Natter:
Perkins:
It's funny that the name conversation came up today. I was in a meeting today with one of the partners and two associates. It's gotten to be kind of a running joke how many different ways the partner will find to say my last name, so at the end of the meeting, when he had to call someone, and introduce everybody in the room, the two associates and I kind of looked at each other, getting ready to giggle.
He called me Lisa.
Allyson:
Start calling him, "Champ."
"You still need that cite, Champ?"
"That precedent was set in 1965, Champ."
"Hey Champ, I'm taking a vacation day tomorrow."
Eventually, he will say, "My name is not Champ."
At which point you can say, "I know. And my name is not Lisa."
And the coda:
Perkins:
I like the Champ idea Allyson, except that he's the kind of person who might like it.
Allyson:
Replace "Champ" with "Tool" and it should work just fine.
In Natter, laughing with Betsy...
Betsy: I just walked backward into a fountain.
sarameg: Is that part of some sort of ritual?
Allyson: Did you fall into the fountain like Davy Jones in a zany madcap episode of the Monkees?
Betsy: Yes, actually. I was standing in line in the company courtyard to get a hamburger, I stepped back to get out of somebody else's way, and I fell into the fountain.
It was one of those modernistic fountains that's a pile of pebbles sunk 1 foot below the stone courtyard, but still. My badge is dripping.
I feel that I have contributed my quantum to today's Comedy Quotient.
Allyson: As is the rule amongst my tribe, first we must laugh at you, then we check to make sure you are alright. If you are alright, we must laugh at you again, and if you are hurt, we shall care for you until such a time when you have recovered sufficiently to take the laughing at.
Whoa! COMM Hat Trick Baybee!
In Bitches:
Jess PMoon: Between this and the DVD-buying thing, I should really have a penis.
billytea: Have you checked eBay?
In Literary:
sarameg: Anybody else read Lois Lowry's Summer to Die?
Kate P: Yes, when I was in 7th grade and happened to be getting a lot of nosebleeds. Thank you, Ms. Lowry, for convincing me I was going to die of leukemia.
(Thanks Nilly, who isn't lazy like me!)
Katie, the Unknown Buffista was sarameg.
Teppy in Bitches:
I'm buying $500 worth of chocolate after work. Maybe $1,000.
So if you never hear from me again, know that I died by cocoa poisoning.
Micole, in Literary:
I once started writing a horror story based on that idea, because I ask you, who finds a drowned corpse, extracts the ribcage, and makes a musical instrument out of it? Really creepy elfin harpers, that's who.