And the coda:
Perkins:
I like the Champ idea Allyson, except that he's the kind of person who might like it.
Allyson:
Replace "Champ" with "Tool" and it should work just fine.
Giles, help! He's going to scold me!
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Sean K - Jul 23, 2003 8:18:38 pm PDT #4037 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
DXMachina - Jul 24, 2003 2:58:01 am PDT #4038 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter, laughing with Betsy...
Betsy: I just walked backward into a fountain.
sarameg: Is that part of some sort of ritual?
Allyson: Did you fall into the fountain like Davy Jones in a zany madcap episode of the Monkees?
Betsy: Yes, actually. I was standing in line in the company courtyard to get a hamburger, I stepped back to get out of somebody else's way, and I fell into the fountain.
It was one of those modernistic fountains that's a pile of pebbles sunk 1 foot below the stone courtyard, but still. My badge is dripping.
I feel that I have contributed my quantum to today's Comedy Quotient.
Allyson: As is the rule amongst my tribe, first we must laugh at you, then we check to make sure you are alright. If you are alright, we must laugh at you again, and if you are hurt, we shall care for you until such a time when you have recovered sufficiently to take the laughing at.
Allyson - Jul 24, 2003 4:44:22 am PDT #4039 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Whoa! COMM Hat Trick Baybee!
Astarte - Jul 24, 2003 5:37:27 am PDT #4040 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
In Bitches:
Jess PMoon: Between this and the DVD-buying thing, I should really have a penis.
billytea: Have you checked eBay?
Katie M - Jul 24, 2003 6:18:48 am PDT #4041 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Literary:
sarameg: Anybody else read Lois Lowry's Summer to Die?
Kate P: Yes, when I was in 7th grade and happened to be getting a lot of nosebleeds. Thank you, Ms. Lowry, for convincing me I was going to die of leukemia.
(Thanks Nilly, who isn't lazy like me!)
Nilly - Jul 24, 2003 6:22:53 am PDT #4042 of 10000
Swouncing
Katie, the Unknown Buffista was sarameg.
Fay - Jul 24, 2003 11:40:56 am PDT #4043 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Teppy in Bitches:
I'm buying $500 worth of chocolate after work. Maybe $1,000.
So if you never hear from me again, know that I died by cocoa poisoning.
Holli - Jul 24, 2003 11:42:21 am PDT #4044 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore
Micole, in Literary:
I once started writing a horror story based on that idea, because I ask you, who finds a drowned corpse, extracts the ribcage, and makes a musical instrument out of it? Really creepy elfin harpers, that's who.
meara - Jul 24, 2003 12:08:23 pm PDT #4045 of 10000
in Natter, after being asked for sex or math talk:
Sean K: If fourteen people are in an orgy, and six of them are women (all bi) and three of the men are bi, and one of the men is gay only, how many orafices will be filled with please, how many people are going to have to also take care of business orally?
Betsy HP: Fuck migraines until they no longer have an orifice. [TOTAL CROSS-POST! NOT A FOLLOW-UP! I SWEAR!]
Fay - Jul 24, 2003 12:57:48 pm PDT #4046 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
in Bitches, the inimitable Billytea reflects upon the Purple Polar Bear story in the news right now:
It's a great story. I imagine the bear having an Oz-like reaction to waking up and finding itself purple. Calling back home to see if its nephew's purple, that sort of thing.