She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Allyson - Jul 24, 2003 4:44:22 am PDT #4039 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Whoa! COMM Hat Trick Baybee!


Astarte - Jul 24, 2003 5:37:27 am PDT #4040 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

In Bitches:

Jess PMoon: Between this and the DVD-buying thing, I should really have a penis.

billytea: Have you checked eBay?


Katie M - Jul 24, 2003 6:18:48 am PDT #4041 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

In Literary:

sarameg: Anybody else read Lois Lowry's Summer to Die?

Kate P: Yes, when I was in 7th grade and happened to be getting a lot of nosebleeds. Thank you, Ms. Lowry, for convincing me I was going to die of leukemia.

(Thanks Nilly, who isn't lazy like me!)


Nilly - Jul 24, 2003 6:22:53 am PDT #4042 of 10000
Swouncing

Katie, the Unknown Buffista was sarameg.


Fay - Jul 24, 2003 11:40:56 am PDT #4043 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Teppy in Bitches:

I'm buying $500 worth of chocolate after work. Maybe $1,000.

So if you never hear from me again, know that I died by cocoa poisoning.


Holli - Jul 24, 2003 11:42:21 am PDT #4044 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Micole, in Literary:

I once started writing a horror story based on that idea, because I ask you, who finds a drowned corpse, extracts the ribcage, and makes a musical instrument out of it? Really creepy elfin harpers, that's who.


meara - Jul 24, 2003 12:08:23 pm PDT #4045 of 10000

in Natter, after being asked for sex or math talk:

Sean K: If fourteen people are in an orgy, and six of them are women (all bi) and three of the men are bi, and one of the men is gay only, how many orafices will be filled with please, how many people are going to have to also take care of business orally?

Betsy HP: Fuck migraines until they no longer have an orifice. [TOTAL CROSS-POST! NOT A FOLLOW-UP! I SWEAR!]


Fay - Jul 24, 2003 12:57:48 pm PDT #4046 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

in Bitches, the inimitable Billytea reflects upon the Purple Polar Bear story in the news right now:

It's a great story. I imagine the bear having an Oz-like reaction to waking up and finding itself purple. Calling back home to see if its nephew's purple, that sort of thing.


beth b - Jul 24, 2003 1:25:21 pm PDT #4047 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Billytea:

And remember, it's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and in the case of deities and atheists, who apparently get to make up their own rules.


Cass - Jul 24, 2003 1:27:57 pm PDT #4048 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh I loved it enough to save it for tagging but I forgot to COMM. Will billytea ever forgive me?

Um, San Diego has all sorts of critters...
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