I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


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Fay - Jul 24, 2003 11:40:56 am PDT #4043 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Teppy in Bitches:

I'm buying $500 worth of chocolate after work. Maybe $1,000.

So if you never hear from me again, know that I died by cocoa poisoning.


Holli - Jul 24, 2003 11:42:21 am PDT #4044 of 10000
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Micole, in Literary:

I once started writing a horror story based on that idea, because I ask you, who finds a drowned corpse, extracts the ribcage, and makes a musical instrument out of it? Really creepy elfin harpers, that's who.


meara - Jul 24, 2003 12:08:23 pm PDT #4045 of 10000

in Natter, after being asked for sex or math talk:

Sean K: If fourteen people are in an orgy, and six of them are women (all bi) and three of the men are bi, and one of the men is gay only, how many orafices will be filled with please, how many people are going to have to also take care of business orally?

Betsy HP: Fuck migraines until they no longer have an orifice. [TOTAL CROSS-POST! NOT A FOLLOW-UP! I SWEAR!]


Fay - Jul 24, 2003 12:57:48 pm PDT #4046 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

in Bitches, the inimitable Billytea reflects upon the Purple Polar Bear story in the news right now:

It's a great story. I imagine the bear having an Oz-like reaction to waking up and finding itself purple. Calling back home to see if its nephew's purple, that sort of thing.


beth b - Jul 24, 2003 1:25:21 pm PDT #4047 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Billytea:

And remember, it's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and in the case of deities and atheists, who apparently get to make up their own rules.


Cass - Jul 24, 2003 1:27:57 pm PDT #4048 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh I loved it enough to save it for tagging but I forgot to COMM. Will billytea ever forgive me?

Um, San Diego has all sorts of critters...
t smiles


smonster - Jul 24, 2003 1:34:07 pm PDT #4049 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Fun With Biology, from Bitches;

Emily: And, uh, hey, those fish that change sex? How do they do that?

Nutty: They save up a lot of money, and then they fly to Thailand for a little operation.


Java cat - Jul 24, 2003 6:28:18 pm PDT #4050 of 10000
Not javachik

Natter 14:

ita: I keep ambling around Friendster thinking "You're too pretty to need a date. Go away." and "OMG. I'd die of embarassment if knew I wanted you to bone and toss."

high plains grifter: Bone and toss...is that one of the new events in the Highland Games?

ita: Show me your caber and we'll talk, laddie.


Theodosia - Jul 25, 2003 2:04:58 am PDT #4051 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

victor:

On the whole, though, I have no qualms about anyone wanting to date my friends. I mean, most of them are weird, and more than a few are pyromaniacs, but there ARE reasons I'm friends with them.


Cindy - Jul 25, 2003 4:14:46 am PDT #4052 of 10000
Nobody

Fun with Dick and Jane Elena in Bitches 8

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