Elena and Victor in Quotable (It's comedy gold in there!)
Spaz wins in a landslide.
The George W. Bush story.
Wesley: And how does your kind define love? Demon: Same as all bodies. Same as everywheres. Love is sacrifice.
'The Girl in Question'
Coffee On My Monitor
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kat perez - Jul 23, 2003 4:36:57 am PDT #4026 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar
Nilly - Jul 23, 2003 6:59:28 am PDT #4027 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
DXMachina: Lightning looks for the best conductor (for example, lightning rods). It very well could have headed straight for the wiring.
Steph L: That's why I always tried to get my little brother to run around outside during storms.
To save the house.
Ellen S. - Jul 23, 2003 6:59:56 am PDT #4028 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it
Heather Alayne:
I'm just going to suggest it to everyone who says they're going on vacation because one day, some buffista will feel sorry for my lack of Buffistaness and visit.
And then, they'll be so enchanted with the place they'll move here, and then we'll convince others to move here. And then, it'll be all about the Dallasistas F2Fs, and Dallasista movie outings and (since Hayden will be working on getting them to Austin) Dallasista/Austinista road trips.
This will also cause a major upset in the 2004 presidential election when the state of Texas goes to write in candidate Joss Whedon and his VP(henchman) Tim Minear.
That's my dream. Well, that and a bunch of stuff about cigars and tunnels.
Fay - Jul 23, 2003 10:13:07 am PDT #4029 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
in Bitches, SA's vicarious glee at ita having snogged some NSync person is overwhelming. (Personally, I remain convinced that the NSync person is the one running around telling all his mates that he met ita! And got to snog her! And she was, like, totally cool, and could have killed him with her pinky finger! etc etc.) And then Billytea cracks me up.
SA: SA is here and is all dying and stuff 'cause THREE DEGREES FROM NSYNC BABY!
Billytea: I'm apparently three degrees from the Crocodile Hunter. Which is about as close as you can get without him trying to haul you up by the legs and pretend you're trying to bite his nose off.
The Empress:!!!!!
Billytea: I believe you misspelled 'Crikey!'.
smonster - Jul 23, 2003 10:40:43 am PDT #4030 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Discussing the finer points of potato etiquette, in Bitches.
Sean: I take my fries Dutch every now and then
Meara: You make them pay for half of themselves?
Susan W. - Jul 23, 2003 11:47:06 am PDT #4031 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
In Bitches:
DXMachina: Man, wouldn't it have been cool to have had the internet back in 1776?
Emily (I think): Nah. There'd have ended up being twenty different versions, and just when they thought they were done and everybody'd signed it John Adams'd be all "Could we just slip this bit in here? Just cut and paste it in right under the Bill of Rights, be done in five seconds. Thanks awfully. Yrs Trly in Prst of Frdm frm Tyrnny & Injstc, J.A."
Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2003 11:51:20 am PDT #4032 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Billytea: Millipedes, however, I'm perfectly comfortable with. I suspect my spindly-leg squick is determined by the length:body mass ratio.
This may explain my love of penguins.
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StephL: My college roommate and I used to offer sacrificial vegetables (from the salad bar in the dining hall) to our radiator. It was an old one, and it banged and rattled and made so much noise we figured it was possessed. So the natural way to deal with it was vegetable sacrifice.
DXMachina - Jul 23, 2003 11:51:58 am PDT #4033 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yup, it was Emily.
Katie M - Jul 23, 2003 1:19:57 pm PDT #4034 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
erikaj in Literary:
I read so many books because I didn't learn to talk to people till high school
...which I quote with love and the admission that I didn't learn to talk to people until college, so she was way ahead of me.
Theodosia - Jul 23, 2003 6:21:13 pm PDT #4035 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel:
Overheard in the gym: Guy 1: "Yo." Guy 2: "Yo. Sup?" Guy 1: "Same soup, reheated." Guy 2: "Ah, man, they ain't makin' you use the same bowl?" Guy 1: "Same bowl." Guy 2: "Same spoon?" Guy 1: "Same spoon. But I ain't complainin'; they rinsed it off some."
Guy 2 finishes his set and leaves. Guy 3 enters.
Guy 3: "Hello, James." Guy 1: "Hey, Stephen. How are you today?" Guy 3: "Not too bad, thanks."
Bilingual. I'm so jealous.