Sean K in Music, contextless:
If all the things that would have bit me if they'd been snakes were actually snakes and had actually bitten me, I'd be made of snake venom right now.
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Sean K in Music, contextless:
If all the things that would have bit me if they'd been snakes were actually snakes and had actually bitten me, I'd be made of snake venom right now.
Theodosia, in Beep Me:
I'm home! I'm home! Our flight from Chicago to Boston had one ten minute stretch where the pilot entered some still air and got on the PA to urge the passengers to use the facilities, because they weren't going to get another chance before landing. It was bumpy enough that I had to put away my laptop to guard against it accidentally hitting me in the face on one of the more vigorous bumps.
The pilot also got on the PA to tell us, "You paid for an airplane ride, and golly, you're going to get one."
Sean K, in Bitches, and who needs context:
(note to self: whenever you want to kill a conversation, I mean really kill it, talk about putting icky stuff in your goolie.)
(not that you have a goolie - obviously you would be speaking hypothetically.)
(but you know you don't have a goolie, so that last note was redundant.)
(unless you've gone out and gotten yourself a goolie surgically installed since you last read this note, but then you'd still know that you had a goolie, and it would still be redundant.)
(note to self: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THEY CALL THE GUYS WITH THE WHITE COATS!)
Damn, Deb, you beat me to it. *grumble*
Lysana, the scary thing is, it isn't a particularly funny conversation. But Sean's part sure is.
in bitches:
Steph L.: Animals, much like babies, bounce back. I stepped on many a cat.
(Kidding on the baby thing. Folks, don't fling a baby againg the wall to see if it'll bounce. Because then you're there all day cleaning and it just sucks.)
Maysa in Quotable Buffy:
This has got to be the only discussion board in the world where people hurl the words, 'mulch!' and 'orgy!' at each other. At least, I hope it's the only board in the world.
Elena and Victor in Quotable (It's comedy gold in there!)
Spaz wins in a landslide.
The George W. Bush story.
Natter:
DXMachina: Lightning looks for the best conductor (for example, lightning rods). It very well could have headed straight for the wiring.
Steph L: That's why I always tried to get my little brother to run around outside during storms.
To save the house.
Heather Alayne:
I'm just going to suggest it to everyone who says they're going on vacation because one day, some buffista will feel sorry for my lack of Buffistaness and visit.
And then, they'll be so enchanted with the place they'll move here, and then we'll convince others to move here. And then, it'll be all about the Dallasistas F2Fs, and Dallasista movie outings and (since Hayden will be working on getting them to Austin) Dallasista/Austinista road trips.
This will also cause a major upset in the 2004 presidential election when the state of Texas goes to write in candidate Joss Whedon and his VP(henchman) Tim Minear.
That's my dream. Well, that and a bunch of stuff about cigars and tunnels.