OK - can't believe this wasn't COMMed yet.
The wit and wisdom of the BHP clan:
Voice from back seat: "Wasn't Al Qaeda supposed to be the President?"
Husband: "No, that was Al Gore."
Voice from back seat: "Oh."
Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2003 6:42:05 pm PDT #3966 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Cindy - Jul 18, 2003 1:08:05 am PDT #3967 of 10000
Nobody
(Oh I am so charmed by the H-P sprog.)
amyth - Jul 18, 2003 4:27:39 am PDT #3968 of 10000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
in Bitches, no context, no way:
Sean: I don't get Big Gay Pirates until tomorrow. Feh.
Trudy: Well, you can protect your prostate with them tonight.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2003 5:21:28 am PDT #3969 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Nope nothing to see here.
(for future reference - I commed Cashmere's "shag him already" quote, which DX had already commed, RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST QUOTE I PUT IN HERE)
dies of shame
Leigh - Jul 18, 2003 9:17:42 am PDT #3970 of 10000
Nobody
Heh heh heh--molerats. So. Funny.
Trudy: Billytea, a molerat bit my sister!
Billytea: Did she acquire superpowers? 'Cause mole rat powers would be so cool.
erikaj: Totally. What sort of powers? Tunnel building, I'm thinking.
Billytea: Oh, burrowing powers would definitely be in the mix. You want to get bitten by the queen, of course, because then you'll have mind-controlling pheromones. Which, among their many uses, will ensure that the recipient of said powers is the only one getting any action on the block.
But of course, these superpowers would only work while naked.
ETA: The queen mole rat. Not the queen of England. I'm really surprisingly ambivalent about getting bitten by her.
Betsy HP: What on earth are the pluses?
Trudy: New and exciting uses of the word "we"?
Cindy - Jul 18, 2003 9:38:04 am PDT #3971 of 10000
Nobody
From Bitches 8
Cashmere: I can only think of pirates. and when I'm not thinking of pirates, I'm thinking of kilted Scottish hotties. What does this say about me?
deborah: That you're a woman of discernment and taste. Alternately that you want to do a pirate up in the crow's nest, while all the other pirates stand around enviously below, listening to you yelling "AARRR! AAARRRR!"
meara - Jul 18, 2003 11:19:58 am PDT #3972 of 10000
in Natter:
Ellen S:(Everyone reads the headline "Drums contain Yellow Substance!", but not many read the 3rd page correction "Oh Wait, It was Curry Powder".)
Daniel C. Jensen: Not a day goes by where I don't read the damage large drums of Curry Powder has wrought upon unsuspecting masses of international diners.
Jess PMoon:Weapons of Mass Indigestion?
Fay: Nah, you're thinking of Weapons of Masala Consumtion. Or, in the case of some Vindaloos and Ceylons, Weapons of Ass Destruction.
erikaj - Jul 18, 2003 1:07:46 pm PDT #3973 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Betsy,in Natter Every household needs at least one Bible for crosswords and looking up mysterious quotations on billboards.
amych - Jul 18, 2003 1:29:01 pm PDT #3974 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Fay, in response to the headline:
Shatner, ex-wife settle their dispute over horse semen
crying with laughter. I mean, settling your dispute over a couple of cold beers, like civilized people, yes. Over a nice Shiraz, by all means. Over horse semen?
Cindy - Jul 18, 2003 2:09:00 pm PDT #3975 of 10000
Nobody
In Bitches 8
NoiseDesign: Okay, I need to shower and all of that stuff before the Big Gay Pirates tonight, and I still have a popcorn bucket to modigy, so I'm off to get all wet and soapy, catch my bitches again in a bit.
deborah grabien: ND's going to modigy a popcorn bucket?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Sean K: Sometimes, when I think about ND modigying a popcorn bucket, I have to go modigy myself.