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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2003 12:59:22 pm PDT #3874 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita in Natter, on a Guilty Pleasures sort of video discussion:

I'm the corner with the Debarge folk. Is there anything more transportingly lyrical than "Rhythm Of The Night?" Plus, Jheri Curl. You can't beat that with a stick. Mostly because the stick will dissolve.

Jessica - Jul 07, 2003 2:51:29 pm PDT #3875 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

in an e-mail to me

Aha! (I didn't think I'd said anything about my hair recently. Was confused. Better now.)

Penny B. - Jul 07, 2003 3:42:48 pm PDT #3876 of 10000

Nobody

Oh. My. God. Thanks for the "Dogs in Elk" link. So unlikely, and yet, so typical of dogs.

My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.

billytea - Jul 07, 2003 3:49:40 pm PDT #3877 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.

Seriously. Your dog needs a good efficiency consultant. Burying moles is just duplicating effort.

Sue - Jul 07, 2003 5:18:20 pm PDT #3878 of 10000

hip deep in pie

Billytea, on the other hand, has efficient posting down. He just posts the COMM'able posts in COMM.

Theodosia - Jul 07, 2003 5:32:12 pm PDT #3879 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

deborah grabien:

I don't open penis enlargement spam. I keep being nervous a real penis will leap out at me and demand validation.

Steph L. - Jul 08, 2003 9:14:59 am PDT #3880 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, going to bat for Firefly:

I just had a brief fantasy that we could collect a ton of cash, buy some stock in FOX, and when they canceled, move it to another network and tell them we'd put it back when and if there was a DVD. In my dream, we had a million dollars, and I had a tinfoil hat shaped like an ass.

Fred Pete - Jul 08, 2003 10:20:44 am PDT #3881 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

flea sets it up, Aimee hits it out of the park.

What IS it with Meg Ryan? First Russell Crowe, and now John Cusack? There is something about that woman I'm not getting.

Yes, but most of the men in Hollywood are, it seems.

Theodosia - Jul 08, 2003 11:50:19 am PDT #3882 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

shrift:

I could listen to Hugh Dillon read the phone book. Mostly because he'd probably read two numbers and then go off on a very long tangent about felching and value-added tax.

bon bon - Jul 08, 2003 2:37:48 pm PDT #3883 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allyson, in Natter:

Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say

This explains why it was so difficult for researches to figure it out. I bet over the gazillions of years people have been studying this, this is the first dude that ever saw female genetalia.

This is why it is so important to go down.

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