Oh. My. God. Thanks for the "Dogs in Elk" link. So unlikely, and yet, so typical of dogs.
My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.
Inara: You don't have to die alone. Mal: Everybody dies alone.
'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Penny B. - Jul 07, 2003 3:42:48 pm PDT #3876 of 10000
Nobody
billytea - Jul 07, 2003 3:49:40 pm PDT #3877 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.
Seriously. Your dog needs a good efficiency consultant. Burying moles is just duplicating effort.
Sue - Jul 07, 2003 5:18:20 pm PDT #3878 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Billytea, on the other hand, has efficient posting down. He just posts the COMM'able posts in COMM.
Theodosia - Jul 07, 2003 5:32:12 pm PDT #3879 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
deborah grabien:
I don't open penis enlargement spam. I keep being nervous a real penis will leap out at me and demand validation.
Steph L. - Jul 08, 2003 9:14:59 am PDT #3880 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Allyson, going to bat for Firefly:
I just had a brief fantasy that we could collect a ton of cash, buy some stock in FOX, and when they canceled, move it to another network and tell them we'd put it back when and if there was a DVD. In my dream, we had a million dollars, and I had a tinfoil hat shaped like an ass.
Fred Pete - Jul 08, 2003 10:20:44 am PDT #3881 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
flea sets it up, Aimee hits it out of the park.
What IS it with Meg Ryan? First Russell Crowe, and now John Cusack? There is something about that woman I'm not getting.
Yes, but most of the men in Hollywood are, it seems.
Theodosia - Jul 08, 2003 11:50:19 am PDT #3882 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
shrift:
I could listen to Hugh Dillon read the phone book. Mostly because he'd probably read two numbers and then go off on a very long tangent about felching and value-added tax.
bon bon - Jul 08, 2003 2:37:48 pm PDT #3883 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Allyson, in Natter:
Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
This explains why it was so difficult for researches to figure it out. I bet over the gazillions of years people have been studying this, this is the first dude that ever saw female genetalia.
This is why it is so important to go down.
Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2003 9:20:26 pm PDT #3884 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Erin G: I didn't want to ruin the friendship -- I wanted body shots off his nice chest, and some action.
That's friendly, isn't it?!
Nilly - Jul 08, 2003 9:59:39 pm PDT #3885 of 10000
Swouncing
In Natter:
Ellen: The "-ma" thing has gotten to the point that when I was reading something with 'enigma' in it, my first thought was "What's an enig?"