The Mayor ,'End of Days'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Allyson, in Natter:
Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say
This explains why it was so difficult for researches to figure it out. I bet over the gazillions of years people have been studying this, this is the first dude that ever saw female genetalia.
This is why it is so important to go down.
Erin G: I didn't want to ruin the friendship -- I wanted body shots off his nice chest, and some action.
That's friendly, isn't it?!
In Natter:
Ellen: The "-ma" thing has gotten to the point that when I was reading something with 'enigma' in it, my first thought was "What's an enig?"
Shrift: I want to see the episode in season eight where Mal and his crew are cornered by Reavers, and we finally get to meet the legendary madmen when a posse of them pop out of their ship and say, "We are space nihilists, Captain Reynoldsski, we care about nothing."
...and it turns out that the Reavers drive people mad with their effete, pseudo-intellectual posturing.
MechaKrelboyne: 'Shut up Simon. Do you have any frame of reference here? Then shut up!'
high plains grifter: "Reavers. Whew. Say what you want about Blue Hand National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."
In the literary thread, the conversation bounced back and forth between the latest Harry Potter and binge drinking. Hence....
Anne W.:This discussion has spawned quite a number of HP plot bunnies
Jess PMoon:Harry Potter and the Night of Five Butterbeers?
And then Steph L replied:
To an Irishman (and I say this being Irish), binge drinking doesn't mean you wake up with no recollection of how you got home; you wake up in *Spain* with no recollection of how you got there.
Betsy HP:
Popular Boys play trumpet. Popular Girls play flute. The runner-ups are French horn for guys, clarinet for girls.
What's with that? You'd think girls would go ape for guys who play woodwind, what with the flutter-tonguing. What can trumpeters do? Give you genital raspberries?
NoiseDesign:
I'd make sex comments about my boss, but since I'm the owner it would just be masturbation humor.
Raquel: I'm sure there was a plot somewhere in the movie, but between the pretty pretty actors and the monkey, I just don't care.
smonster in Bitches, talking about previews seen whilst waiting for a certain HoYay-ariffic movie (no spoilers):
Plus, I'm starting to think that the Legolas Scotchgard effect is actually directly related to Orlando, as his skin still manages to remain remarkably pristine.
Also saw the ad for the next movie based on a Disney ride - it's Haunted Mansion and Eddie Murphy is starring as the head of a family who moves in unaware of the house's supernatural tenants. I feel certain that wacky hijinks will, inevitably, ensue.
This policy poses a host of complications. First off, I predict that the next such film will be based on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. It will star Paul Walker and various semi-famous rappers and be called "Toad Fast, Toad Furious." A friend of mine anxiously awaits the riveting flick sure to result from the Wedway People Mover. And what about rides that were based on movies? If they film another "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea," will you be able to see the top of the water?
Burning questions, these are.