No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories...

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fred Pete - Jul 08, 2003 10:20:44 am PDT #3881 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

flea sets it up, Aimee hits it out of the park.

What IS it with Meg Ryan? First Russell Crowe, and now John Cusack? There is something about that woman I'm not getting.

Yes, but most of the men in Hollywood are, it seems.


Theodosia - Jul 08, 2003 11:50:19 am PDT #3882 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

shrift:

I could listen to Hugh Dillon read the phone book. Mostly because he'd probably read two numbers and then go off on a very long tangent about felching and value-added tax.


bon bon - Jul 08, 2003 2:37:48 pm PDT #3883 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Allyson, in Natter:

Stonehenge Depicts Female Genitalia, Researchers Say

This explains why it was so difficult for researches to figure it out. I bet over the gazillions of years people have been studying this, this is the first dude that ever saw female genetalia.

This is why it is so important to go down.


Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2003 9:20:26 pm PDT #3884 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin G: I didn't want to ruin the friendship -- I wanted body shots off his nice chest, and some action.

That's friendly, isn't it?!


Nilly - Jul 08, 2003 9:59:39 pm PDT #3885 of 10000
Swouncing

In Natter:

Ellen: The "-ma" thing has gotten to the point that when I was reading something with 'enigma' in it, my first thought was "What's an enig?"


Betsy HP - Jul 09, 2003 7:49:54 am PDT #3886 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Shrift: I want to see the episode in season eight where Mal and his crew are cornered by Reavers, and we finally get to meet the legendary madmen when a posse of them pop out of their ship and say, "We are space nihilists, Captain Reynoldsski, we care about nothing."

...and it turns out that the Reavers drive people mad with their effete, pseudo-intellectual posturing.

MechaKrelboyne: 'Shut up Simon. Do you have any frame of reference here? Then shut up!'

high plains grifter: "Reavers. Whew. Say what you want about Blue Hand National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."


Steph L. - Jul 09, 2003 11:40:04 am PDT #3887 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In the literary thread, the conversation bounced back and forth between the latest Harry Potter and binge drinking. Hence....

Anne W.:This discussion has spawned quite a number of HP plot bunnies

Jess PMoon:Harry Potter and the Night of Five Butterbeers?


Gandalfe - Jul 09, 2003 11:42:23 am PDT #3888 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

And then Steph L replied:

To an Irishman (and I say this being Irish), binge drinking doesn't mean you wake up with no recollection of how you got home; you wake up in *Spain* with no recollection of how you got there.


Theodosia - Jul 09, 2003 2:05:20 pm PDT #3889 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy HP:

Popular Boys play trumpet. Popular Girls play flute. The runner-ups are French horn for guys, clarinet for girls.

What's with that? You'd think girls would go ape for guys who play woodwind, what with the flutter-tonguing. What can trumpeters do? Give you genital raspberries?


Theodosia - Jul 10, 2003 2:15:52 am PDT #3890 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

NoiseDesign:

I'd make sex comments about my boss, but since I'm the owner it would just be masturbation humor.