I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


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erikaj - Jul 07, 2003 11:38:33 am PDT #3872 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

BWAH!


Theodosia - Jul 07, 2003 11:39:31 am PDT #3873 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Emily:

You know, I could never be a warrior. I'm entirely too cynical. Bra'tac would be all "The power comes from within you!" and I'd be all, "Yes, but they have projectile weapons."


deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2003 12:59:22 pm PDT #3874 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

ita in Natter, on a Guilty Pleasures sort of video discussion:

I'm the corner with the Debarge folk. Is there anything more transportingly lyrical than "Rhythm Of The Night?" Plus, Jheri Curl. You can't beat that with a stick. Mostly because the stick will dissolve.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2003 2:51:29 pm PDT #3875 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

in an e-mail to me

Aha! (I didn't think I'd said anything about my hair recently. Was confused. Better now.)


Penny B. - Jul 07, 2003 3:42:48 pm PDT #3876 of 10000
Nobody

Oh. My. God. Thanks for the "Dogs in Elk" link. So unlikely, and yet, so typical of dogs.

My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.


billytea - Jul 07, 2003 3:49:40 pm PDT #3877 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My folks have a 7-pound Pomeranian that thinks it's a mighty hunter. It kills the tiny moles and voles that live in their lawn and buries them swiftly.

Seriously. Your dog needs a good efficiency consultant. Burying moles is just duplicating effort.


Sue - Jul 07, 2003 5:18:20 pm PDT #3878 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Billytea, on the other hand, has efficient posting down. He just posts the COMM'able posts in COMM.


Theodosia - Jul 07, 2003 5:32:12 pm PDT #3879 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

deborah grabien:

I don't open penis enlargement spam. I keep being nervous a real penis will leap out at me and demand validation.


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2003 9:14:59 am PDT #3880 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Allyson, going to bat for Firefly:

I just had a brief fantasy that we could collect a ton of cash, buy some stock in FOX, and when they canceled, move it to another network and tell them we'd put it back when and if there was a DVD. In my dream, we had a million dollars, and I had a tinfoil hat shaped like an ass.


Fred Pete - Jul 08, 2003 10:20:44 am PDT #3881 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

flea sets it up, Aimee hits it out of the park.

What IS it with Meg Ryan? First Russell Crowe, and now John Cusack? There is something about that woman I'm not getting.

Yes, but most of the men in Hollywood are, it seems.