(Psst -- it's not white)
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jesse - Oct 15, 2002 9:07:52 am PDT #381 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Nilly - Oct 15, 2002 9:17:14 am PDT #382 of 10000
Swouncing
Oh, sorry! Is it white now? It's something about the order of the HTMLs, I think. And I can't make it look OK, no matter how I play with it.
Dana - Oct 15, 2002 9:18:08 am PDT #383 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
It's white now.
§ ita § - Oct 15, 2002 11:19:06 am PDT #384 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nutty and Victor in Buffy 1:
F. Scott Fitzgerald had an editor. Ernest Hemingway had an editor. These men are both dead. Therefore, editors are fatal.
Well, duh. I could have told you THAT.
I AM AN EDITOR! FEAR ME PUNY MORTAL WRITERS! BRING ME ALE AND SOME SUCCULENT BABIES, SO I MAY SATE MYSELF AND MAKE MERRY WITH YOUR MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN!!!
Theodosia - Oct 15, 2002 11:43:22 am PDT #385 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty:
I hate showing my work. I discovered this in geometry, when my proofs would be 10 pages long and also prove that the earth is round, all soda is Coca Cola, and staplers are the tool of the devil. And then I'd get to class and discover that everyone else had done it in three lines.
lori - Oct 15, 2002 1:34:22 pm PDT #386 of 10000
shrift, in Natter
My handwriting is schizophrenic. It starts off okay, it's taking the lithium and pressing neatly along, but then it forgets a pill or two, starts hearing voices, gets paranoid and cramped, then scrawls off into oblivion.
jengod - Oct 15, 2002 1:52:39 pm PDT #387 of 10000
From Angel.
Vortex And I thought she had more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.
the funky round couch in the lobby has more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.
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EMILY: She was a sixteen-year-old boy's dream girl, except with practical breasts.
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ted r: "I could deal with seeing more of Gwen--but also seeing less of the fetish wear."
More of Gwen and less fetish wear. So that would be like, naked, right?
Says my inner "sixteen year-old boy."
victor infante: My inner sixteen-year-old boy is playing "Magic: the Gathering" with ted's inner sixteen-year-old boy.
Cindy:You boys are going to go blind if you keep playing at that.
Nora Deirdre - Oct 15, 2002 2:39:30 pm PDT #388 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ted r in Buffy (non-spoilery)
And did anyone offer me hookers and cake?
Jessica - Oct 15, 2002 2:56:02 pm PDT #389 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
ita:
I want ALL the perks that come with kicking people in the head.
Jessica - Oct 15, 2002 3:30:03 pm PDT #390 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I refuse to contextualize this:
ted r: Giles is on my lap right now, purring like mad and kneading my legs with his claws and licking my fingers