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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Theodosia - Oct 15, 2002 11:43:22 am PDT #385 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nutty:

I hate showing my work. I discovered this in geometry, when my proofs would be 10 pages long and also prove that the earth is round, all soda is Coca Cola, and staplers are the tool of the devil. And then I'd get to class and discover that everyone else had done it in three lines.

lori - Oct 15, 2002 1:34:22 pm PDT #386 of 10000

shrift, in Natter

My handwriting is schizophrenic. It starts off okay, it's taking the lithium and pressing neatly along, but then it forgets a pill or two, starts hearing voices, gets paranoid and cramped, then scrawls off into oblivion.

jengod - Oct 15, 2002 1:52:39 pm PDT #387 of 10000

From Angel.

Vortex And I thought she had more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.

the funky round couch in the lobby has more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.

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EMILY: She was a sixteen-year-old boy's dream girl, except with practical breasts.

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ted r: "I could deal with seeing more of Gwen--but also seeing less of the fetish wear."

More of Gwen and less fetish wear. So that would be like, naked, right?

Says my inner "sixteen year-old boy."

victor infante: My inner sixteen-year-old boy is playing "Magic: the Gathering" with ted's inner sixteen-year-old boy.

Cindy:You boys are going to go blind if you keep playing at that.

Nora Deirdre - Oct 15, 2002 2:39:30 pm PDT #388 of 10000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ted r in Buffy (non-spoilery)

And did anyone offer me hookers and cake?

Jessica - Oct 15, 2002 2:56:02 pm PDT #389 of 10000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ita:

I want ALL the perks that come with kicking people in the head.

Jessica - Oct 15, 2002 3:30:03 pm PDT #390 of 10000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I refuse to contextualize this:

ted r: Giles is on my lap right now, purring like mad and kneading my legs with his claws and licking my fingers

Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2002 3:52:40 pm PDT #391 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I am not synesthetic, and I'm a plain old right-hander who has no trouble distinguishing left from right. I need a quirk.

-- Steph L.

erikaj - Oct 15, 2002 3:59:44 pm PDT #392 of 10000

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

FayJay, in fanfiction: Monkey crack, made by the finest bepanted Colombian monkeys.

Rebecca Lizard - Oct 15, 2002 4:14:27 pm PDT #393 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

It's the "bepanted" that makes it funny!

victor in Buffy:

Besides. We still analyze OUTFITS from four seasons ago. Issues are doomed.

erikaj - Oct 15, 2002 4:17:34 pm PDT #394 of 10000

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Definitely, Liz, esp. picturing some announcer saying it.

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