'Why We Fight'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty and Victor in Buffy 1:
F. Scott Fitzgerald had an editor. Ernest Hemingway had an editor. These men are both dead. Therefore, editors are fatal.
Well, duh. I could have told you THAT.
I AM AN EDITOR! FEAR ME PUNY MORTAL WRITERS! BRING ME ALE AND SOME SUCCULENT BABIES, SO I MAY SATE MYSELF AND MAKE MERRY WITH YOUR MORE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN!!!
Nutty:
I hate showing my work. I discovered this in geometry, when my proofs would be 10 pages long and also prove that the earth is round, all soda is Coca Cola, and staplers are the tool of the devil. And then I'd get to class and discover that everyone else had done it in three lines.
shrift, in Natter
My handwriting is schizophrenic. It starts off okay, it's taking the lithium and pressing neatly along, but then it forgets a pill or two, starts hearing voices, gets paranoid and cramped, then scrawls off into oblivion.
From Angel.
Vortex And I thought she had more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.
the funky round couch in the lobby has more chemistry with Angel than Cordy.
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EMILY: She was a sixteen-year-old boy's dream girl, except with practical breasts.
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ted r: "I could deal with seeing more of Gwen--but also seeing less of the fetish wear."
More of Gwen and less fetish wear. So that would be like, naked, right?
Says my inner "sixteen year-old boy."
victor infante: My inner sixteen-year-old boy is playing "Magic: the Gathering" with ted's inner sixteen-year-old boy.
Cindy:You boys are going to go blind if you keep playing at that.
ted r in Buffy (non-spoilery)
And did anyone offer me hookers and cake?
ita:
I want ALL the perks that come with kicking people in the head.
I refuse to contextualize this:
ted r: Giles is on my lap right now, purring like mad and kneading my legs with his claws and licking my fingers
I am not synesthetic, and I'm a plain old right-hander who has no trouble distinguishing left from right. I need a quirk.
-- Steph L.
FayJay, in fanfiction: Monkey crack, made by the finest bepanted Colombian monkeys.
It's the "bepanted" that makes it funny!
victor in Buffy:
Besides. We still analyze OUTFITS from four seasons ago. Issues are doomed.