ted r in Buffy (non-spoilery)
And did anyone offer me hookers and cake?
'Dirty Girls'
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ted r in Buffy (non-spoilery)
And did anyone offer me hookers and cake?
ita:
I want ALL the perks that come with kicking people in the head.
I refuse to contextualize this:
ted r: Giles is on my lap right now, purring like mad and kneading my legs with his claws and licking my fingers
I am not synesthetic, and I'm a plain old right-hander who has no trouble distinguishing left from right. I need a quirk.
-- Steph L.
FayJay, in fanfiction: Monkey crack, made by the finest bepanted Colombian monkeys.
It's the "bepanted" that makes it funny!
victor in Buffy:
Besides. We still analyze OUTFITS from four seasons ago. Issues are doomed.
Definitely, Liz, esp. picturing some announcer saying it.
ita in Natter 2
Perverts of the Buffistas, unite! (don't ask how many times I typed untie! instead)
(context - foamy young actor discussion)
Daniel C. Jensen, in Buffy (non-spoilery division):
in fact, it could be that so much red herring will be thrown onto the screen, that Sunnydale will be able to open a specialty-fish sushi restaurant.
RL, in Bitches:
If the world were as Idair would have it, there would be no struggle to write, and language would flow like, I dunno, honey, or something more fluid, but still sweet, from our fingers, not unlike this sentence, which will not stop going, because I am a dork.
And in the Angel thread:
Trudy: Super Porny Pants swoops in, ready for action but soon realizes she is in no way needed. She places fists on hips and beams proudly.
Ple: What, you're just gonna stand around and watch?
Trudy: Super Porny Pants whips out camcorder.