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Lady O' Spain - Jun 25, 2003 4:09:02 am PDT #3769 of 10000

Red hair and black leather--my favorite color scheme.

From Movies, on the new Terminator movie...

Madrigal Costello: Hmm, now I'm thinking that the female Terminator is going to be like the April that Warren created on "Buffy."

Holli: "Hi! I'm April. Have you seen John Connor? He's my objective, and I need to kill him. Oh. Okay. Bye!"

Jess PMoon: I Was Made to Terminate You?

Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 5:55:01 am PDT #3770 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jess PMoon: Every so often I get the urge to try low-carbing it. And then I remember I don't really want to.

Java cat - Jun 25, 2003 8:41:13 am PDT #3771 of 10000

Not javachik

Burrell: Angus is right. We academics critique things we've neither read nor seen all the time.

Wolfram: That's okay. We non-academics talk about topics we've never studied nor understand all the time.

Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2003 12:33:06 pm PDT #3772 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee:

Hi Tom!

I'm getting Prince William 21st Birthday china.

I'm telling all the Enlish people I know.

Cass - Jun 25, 2003 1:02:57 pm PDT #3773 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Okay, start here... laugh

It's over 50 posts, you just gotta read it...

Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 1:51:29 pm PDT #3774 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Wolfram (an actual lawyer, btw):

Just a friendly reminder to anyone considering murder, to delete all your posts about it first.

Calli - Jun 25, 2003 2:08:58 pm PDT #3775 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?

Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.

amych - Jun 25, 2003 2:25:41 pm PDT #3776 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

in Natter:

sarameg: I'm just waiting for viagra spam to jump to the phone lines....

Cass: It picks the phone up on its own?

Theodosia - Jun 25, 2003 3:35:51 pm PDT #3777 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Cass is on a roll today as well -- speaking about the un-necessity of weight being listed on driver's licenses:

I think we've determined that they shouldn't on the grounds that it's never right.

"All units be on the lookout for a woman, 5'6" and anything but 130 pounds..."

JohnSweden - Jun 25, 2003 5:25:14 pm PDT #3778 of 10000

I can't even.

Allyson in Bitches:

I'm a perfectly hairless woman, except well shaped brows, a full head of long, luxurious hair, and a patch of pubic hair, perfectly shaped into a heart with the words, "i wuv u" dyed into it in fuchia. Like all girls.

I spattered tea, not coffee, but y'know, Canadian, so I figured it still counted.

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