Betsy HP:
Everybody knows you wear diamonds after sundown or going down.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor
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You all missed my favourite of the Betsy's Natterbits this afternoon:
Spike N Maytag 4 Eva!!!!
No. Really. What's not to love?
Oh man, I'm dyin' here. Fred Pete in the Crazy Mad Christian Sex convo in Natter:
Not checking out that site. That way lies Christian Dollar Store.
(ok, now I'm in honestly severe pain)
Emily: Actaully... I wonder if these people realize they do a fair share of keeping people away from the religion? By being boring and unpleasant, they're condemning us to eternal hellfire!
amych: No, see, what's condemning us to eternal hellfire is the fact that they looked at our hooters.
Emily: Aha! My chest is holier than thy chest!
More Porny Natter:
Aimée: Well, I for one never feel more like a lady as I do when I have mouth full of cock.
Raquel: And please, no one think about Aimee's comment while committing fellatio. It's just not ladylike (or gentlemanly) to snicker with your mouth full.
NoiseDesign: But if the snickering is done right, it can be a lot of fun for the recipient.
Betsy HP: There's a reason it's called a "hummer" and not a "snickerer".
Raquel:
With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?
Madrigal:
And as for the woman getting off on Jesus, well the song goes, "Yes, Jesus Loves Me" not "Yes, Jesus Loves Me, But Only as a Friend."
Nobody comm'd this:
DXMachina:
Boys singing show tunes with flowers to bring us,
Boys who wear make-up and love cunnilingus,
Boys who're romantic, and bounce our bedsprings,
These are a few of our favorite things...
Really, y'all can just start here Betsy HP "Natter 12b: superstitious? us?" Jun 20, 2003 10:12:30 am PDT and read for a while.
What. Trudy. Said.
I think I may need to mark her post so I can go back every once in a while I am home (as opposed to, say, at work) and laugh like a drain as much as I want.
Fay: Use of words like golly, gosh and darn - fine. Part of my vocabulary. Sitting comfortably next to terms like cunt and motherfucker and cheesy knob wank, because I'm all about the juxtapositions.
billytea: t wondering why 'gosh-darn motherfucker' isn't in wider circulation
amych: Because "gosh-darn knobwank" is so much funnier. Duh.
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Aimee: assumes the lotus position
ita: That's so 1990s.
assumes the excel position