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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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deborah grabien - Jun 20, 2003 2:36:23 pm PDT #3719 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh man, I'm dyin' here. Fred Pete in the Crazy Mad Christian Sex convo in Natter:

Not checking out that site. That way lies Christian Dollar Store.

(ok, now I'm in honestly severe pain)

Emily: Actaully... I wonder if these people realize they do a fair share of keeping people away from the religion? By being boring and unpleasant, they're condemning us to eternal hellfire!

amych: No, see, what's condemning us to eternal hellfire is the fact that they looked at our hooters.

Emily: Aha! My chest is holier than thy chest!

DXMachina - Jun 20, 2003 3:19:24 pm PDT #3720 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

More Porny Natter:

Aimée: Well, I for one never feel more like a lady as I do when I have mouth full of cock.

Raquel: And please, no one think about Aimee's comment while committing fellatio. It's just not ladylike (or gentlemanly) to snicker with your mouth full.

NoiseDesign: But if the snickering is done right, it can be a lot of fun for the recipient.

Betsy HP: There's a reason it's called a "hummer" and not a "snickerer".

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:39:52 pm PDT #3721 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Raquel:

With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:44:56 pm PDT #3722 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

And as for the woman getting off on Jesus, well the song goes, "Yes, Jesus Loves Me" not "Yes, Jesus Loves Me, But Only as a Friend."

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:57:59 pm PDT #3723 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nobody comm'd this:

DXMachina:

Boys singing show tunes with flowers to bring us,
Boys who wear make-up and love cunnilingus,
Boys who're romantic, and bounce our bedsprings,
These are a few of our favorite things...

Trudy Booth - Jun 20, 2003 4:18:57 pm PDT #3724 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Really, y'all can just start here Betsy HP "Natter 12b: superstitious? us?" Jun 20, 2003 10:12:30 am PDT and read for a while.

Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2003 5:02:52 pm PDT #3725 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What. Trudy. Said.

I think I may need to mark her post so I can go back every once in a while I am home (as opposed to, say, at work) and laugh like a drain as much as I want.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 21, 2003 1:20:46 am PDT #3726 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay: Use of words like golly, gosh and darn - fine. Part of my vocabulary. Sitting comfortably next to terms like cunt and motherfucker and cheesy knob wank, because I'm all about the juxtapositions.

billytea: t wondering why 'gosh-darn motherfucker' isn't in wider circulation

amych: Because "gosh-darn knobwank" is so much funnier. Duh.

- - -

Aimee: assumes the lotus position

ita: That's so 1990s.

assumes the excel position

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 22, 2003 12:30:24 am PDT #3727 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches:

Cass: I am just catching up. And I've learned things that scare fish.

(You will tell me if I'm COMMing too much, won't you? It's just... people funny.)

Trudy Booth - Jun 22, 2003 6:26:01 am PDT #3728 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: frankly, it seems like a hell of a lot to ask someone to listen to my moaning every day about eating a cookie because my daughter tried to crawl into the oven again.

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