They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2003 5:02:52 pm PDT #3725 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What. Trudy. Said.

I think I may need to mark her post so I can go back every once in a while I am home (as opposed to, say, at work) and laugh like a drain as much as I want.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 21, 2003 1:20:46 am PDT #3726 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay: Use of words like golly, gosh and darn - fine. Part of my vocabulary. Sitting comfortably next to terms like cunt and motherfucker and cheesy knob wank, because I'm all about the juxtapositions.

billytea: t wondering why 'gosh-darn motherfucker' isn't in wider circulation

amych: Because "gosh-darn knobwank" is so much funnier. Duh.

- - -

Aimee: assumes the lotus position

ita: That's so 1990s.

assumes the excel position


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 22, 2003 12:30:24 am PDT #3727 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

In Bitches:

Cass: I am just catching up. And I've learned things that scare fish.

(You will tell me if I'm COMMing too much, won't you? It's just... people funny.)


Trudy Booth - Jun 22, 2003 6:26:01 am PDT #3728 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: frankly, it seems like a hell of a lot to ask someone to listen to my moaning every day about eating a cookie because my daughter tried to crawl into the oven again.


sj - Jun 22, 2003 7:19:14 pm PDT #3729 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

P.M.Marcontell in Natter:

Damn. This involves knowing those things you call pee-pole, doesn't it?


Elena - Jun 22, 2003 7:29:49 pm PDT #3730 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

t natter Is it stupid that my first thought was 'why would you need to have a pole to pee on?'? t natter


sj - Jun 22, 2003 7:56:59 pm PDT #3731 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

ita in Angel:

and then I say some crack-ridden crap like "I don't hate Riley." WhatEV. I'm so much better now.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 23, 2003 1:06:03 am PDT #3732 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay, in Bitches: hurriedly thinks about Happy Things, like someone introducing the crew of Serenity to Too Much Candy...


DXMachina - Jun 23, 2003 3:01:50 am PDT #3733 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

PMM:

Eh, I was asking our editors how they got started.

The answers have generally depressed me, because they tend to fall under the "damn, should have done that a decade ago instead of LARPing and watching gay porn" category.

So I'm thinking entry-level bank robbery.

amych:

A sound plan. If you rob one of the other floors, it takes you longer to get back out to your getaway car.


sj - Jun 23, 2003 6:09:04 am PDT #3734 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

erikaj in Movies:

Hint: The trailer is supposed to make people WANT to go to the movie.