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DXMachina - Jun 20, 2003 10:16:58 am PDT #3716 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nore Natter:

Betsy: But we all know you don't *really* enjoy cunnilingus. You're just doing it because she raped you with her camisole.

kat perez: Men just do it so they can get their eyes closer to women's private parts.

billytea: This is leading me into all sorts of disturbing thoughts.

"Um-- What exactly are you doing down there?"
"Shh! I can hear the ocean!"

Madrigal Costello - Jun 20, 2003 1:21:35 pm PDT #3717 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.

Betsy HP:

Everybody knows you wear diamonds after sundown or going down.

deborah grabien - Jun 20, 2003 2:28:12 pm PDT #3718 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

You all missed my favourite of the Betsy's Natterbits this afternoon:

Spike N Maytag 4 Eva!!!!

No. Really. What's not to love?

deborah grabien - Jun 20, 2003 2:36:23 pm PDT #3719 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh man, I'm dyin' here. Fred Pete in the Crazy Mad Christian Sex convo in Natter:

Not checking out that site. That way lies Christian Dollar Store.

(ok, now I'm in honestly severe pain)

Emily: Actaully... I wonder if these people realize they do a fair share of keeping people away from the religion? By being boring and unpleasant, they're condemning us to eternal hellfire!

amych: No, see, what's condemning us to eternal hellfire is the fact that they looked at our hooters.

Emily: Aha! My chest is holier than thy chest!

DXMachina - Jun 20, 2003 3:19:24 pm PDT #3720 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

More Porny Natter:

Aimée: Well, I for one never feel more like a lady as I do when I have mouth full of cock.

Raquel: And please, no one think about Aimee's comment while committing fellatio. It's just not ladylike (or gentlemanly) to snicker with your mouth full.

NoiseDesign: But if the snickering is done right, it can be a lot of fun for the recipient.

Betsy HP: There's a reason it's called a "hummer" and not a "snickerer".

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:39:52 pm PDT #3721 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Raquel:

With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:44:56 pm PDT #3722 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal:

And as for the woman getting off on Jesus, well the song goes, "Yes, Jesus Loves Me" not "Yes, Jesus Loves Me, But Only as a Friend."

Theodosia - Jun 20, 2003 3:57:59 pm PDT #3723 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Nobody comm'd this:

DXMachina:

Boys singing show tunes with flowers to bring us,
Boys who wear make-up and love cunnilingus,
Boys who're romantic, and bounce our bedsprings,
These are a few of our favorite things...

Trudy Booth - Jun 20, 2003 4:18:57 pm PDT #3724 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Really, y'all can just start here Betsy HP "Natter 12b: superstitious? us?" Jun 20, 2003 10:12:30 am PDT and read for a while.

Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2003 5:02:52 pm PDT #3725 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What. Trudy. Said.

I think I may need to mark her post so I can go back every once in a while I am home (as opposed to, say, at work) and laugh like a drain as much as I want.

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