MiracleMan:
Hee hee. Love the new Annie.
"No, you'll never escape the poverty. You'll probably have to eat the damn dog. And you'll never, ever, be able to afford proper eyeballs with irises and pupils. Sorry. Have some gruel."
Mwa. Ha. Ha.
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Madrigal Costello - Jun 17, 2003 11:31:37 am PDT #3690 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
Betsy HP - Jun 17, 2003 11:46:24 am PDT #3691 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Erika: But I am rather puzzled by some of the questions. For example,"List some of the contacts you have with others." And "Do you ever have problems with those in authority?" I'll tell you, both my mother and I were looking for lightning bolts when we said "No." Fantasy Answer: Only stupid faceless bureaucrats that send me tons of identical forms. I hear the last one's nickname is "Stump". Have a nice day.
Betsy HP - Jun 17, 2003 11:47:45 am PDT #3692 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Emily: I'm an expert on exactly one thing: me. And I'm only that by default.
Atropa - Jun 17, 2003 11:53:44 am PDT #3693 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Deb in Natter:
What math type says: "integers algorhyhtms two seven decimal excel advanced calculus"
what Deb hears: "hahahaha! We are Satanic Number gnomes! All your sanity are belonging to me! Flee, puny mortal! We will munch your English lit/medieval history major and theology minor into gritty paste that all taste of pi! Fall to your knees, and worship!"
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2003 12:02:47 pm PDT #3694 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
wedonneednostinkincontext
Sean K: (psst... hey MM, go back in and put a forced break between "Halfwit" and "ShitForBrains" or somewhere thereabouts.)
juliana - Jun 17, 2003 5:43:24 pm PDT #3695 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Heather Alayne in Bitches, reveling in power:
It's like I'm queen of my little music world. Bands and artists get up to play for me, and I get to say, "Yes Queen Heather is pleased, play for me!" or "This pleaseth me not! Begone!" or as was the case with Creed a minute ago "Off with their heads!"
Burrell - Jun 17, 2003 8:15:30 pm PDT #3696 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
When an inspiring typo infects Movies, the discussion of The Hulk veers into tasty territory:
JessPMoon: He still looks damn silly jumping all over the dessert like that.
Aimee: Hulk maaad! Hulk jump into creme broulle!!
victor: Heh. I was thinking it, too. I was thinking, "of course he looks silly! Hulk would definitely stop for delicious pie!"
Griffyn: Hulk love Hostess Fruit Pies!
Katie M: Well, it would explain the weight gain.
Nilly - Jun 18, 2003 12:39:31 am PDT #3697 of 10000
Swouncing
A little more math Natter:
deborah grabien: Speaking just for me, I'd honestly have to go with, my math teachers were Toltec High Priest wannabes with elementary school students instead of captive Mayan maidens from whom to rip the still-beating hearts.
They seemed to resent it.
Raquel: Heh. Wouldn't you?
Nilly - Jun 18, 2003 3:07:06 am PDT #3698 of 10000
Swouncing
And now language from Natter:
Shawn: ita=smrt
DXMachina: Getting back to languages, that equation .means "ita=death" in Czech.
amych: The Czechs=smrt.
Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2003 5:28:28 am PDT #3699 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
(Context be dammed, it's Buffista Power!)
Griffyn: in my private little mind, we are the reason for this change and have played a part in the process on a global (or at least international) scale.