Plei, in Natter:
I have this theory, where Monica was Bill's beard to cover up the affair with Newt, which they knew Hillary would never forgive, and the whole Monicagate was rigged to distract from their sick and wrong tubby manlove.
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Plei, in Natter:
I have this theory, where Monica was Bill's beard to cover up the affair with Newt, which they knew Hillary would never forgive, and the whole Monicagate was rigged to distract from their sick and wrong tubby manlove.
Jesse: I've got to say, the "bar bar bar" thing cracks me up. I mean, it's thousands of years later, and we have all these words derived in various ways from the way in which the Greeks made fun of other languages. I mean, really. I want to see what becomes of yadda yadda.
In Bitches, w/r/t the Virgin Mary appearing in a window:
Trudy:How come nobody ever thinks it's the face of Satan?
DX:Because they see that every time there's a press conference at the White House.
Madrigal in Unamericans, on who was supposed to Represent the Common Potential:
See, I thought that was Stupid Fucking Hat Girl - which is actually her legal name, though she had to be baptized Stupid Frickin' Hat Girl since her family's Mormon.
Aimee in Bitches:
wanders into Bitches for some lighthearted Friday morning banter...
t miracles
t religion
t beliefs
Hmmm.....
By some stroke of divine intervention, I am wearing a brand new outfit that I coveted. Miracles at work, I got it for $30 (orgonally $100) and I believe I am beautiful.
There.
Trudy, about Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich’s “sick and wrong tubby manlove”
I have a theory, Newt was his honey...
Honeys aren't all cute like everybody supposes
Some are nasty red-neck freaks with big fat puffy noses
And what's with all the Contracts?
And why have one with America-a anywayyyyyy?
erika's asstastic spirituality in Bitches:
I often think I should get serious about something spiritually, cause right now I've got Half-Assed Christianity and Half-Assed Buddhism floating around similtaneously...I need a path my whole ass likes.
Ken Buddha, in Spoilers (not spoilery)
Elizabeth Rohm on Angel makes Elizabeth Rohm on L&O look like Laurence Olivier.
Megan really should have included her set up, as I just took what she posted and ran with it:
I agree with Sue's assessment of Charisma's acting, however, compared to Elizabeth Rohm, she's Laurence Olivier.
billytea, in Bitches, as part of a discussion that sprang from an NPR story on a group of conservative Christian cattle breeders trying to genetically engineer a pure red heifer without spot or blemish, which is necessary to bring on their version of the Apocalypse:
And anyway, the Bible says the day comes as a thief in a night, not as a lab tech in a white coat shaking a test tube of bull's semen.