Jesse: I've got to say, the "bar bar bar" thing cracks me up. I mean, it's thousands of years later, and we have all these words derived in various ways from the way in which the Greeks made fun of other languages. I mean, really. I want to see what becomes of yadda yadda.
Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.
Forrest ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jun 12, 2003 6:55:22 pm PDT #3642 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L. - Jun 13, 2003 6:05:16 am PDT #3643 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Bitches, w/r/t the Virgin Mary appearing in a window:
Trudy:How come nobody ever thinks it's the face of Satan?
DX:Because they see that every time there's a press conference at the White House.
Katie M - Jun 13, 2003 6:58:49 am PDT #3644 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Madrigal in Unamericans, on who was supposed to Represent the Common Potential:
See, I thought that was Stupid Fucking Hat Girl - which is actually her legal name, though she had to be baptized Stupid Frickin' Hat Girl since her family's Mormon.
vw bug - Jun 13, 2003 7:04:54 am PDT #3645 of 10000
Mostly lurking...
Aimee in Bitches:
wanders into Bitches for some lighthearted Friday morning banter...
t miracles
t religion
t beliefs
Hmmm.....
By some stroke of divine intervention, I am wearing a brand new outfit that I coveted. Miracles at work, I got it for $30 (orgonally $100) and I believe I am beautiful.
There.
Katerina Bee - Jun 13, 2003 7:06:39 am PDT #3646 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
Trudy, about Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich’s “sick and wrong tubby manlove”
I have a theory, Newt was his honey...
Honeys aren't all cute like everybody supposes
Some are nasty red-neck freaks with big fat puffy noses
And what's with all the Contracts?
And why have one with America-a anywayyyyyy?
DavidS - Jun 13, 2003 7:28:35 am PDT #3647 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erika's asstastic spirituality in Bitches:
I often think I should get serious about something spiritually, cause right now I've got Half-Assed Christianity and Half-Assed Buddhism floating around similtaneously...I need a path my whole ass likes.
Megan E. - Jun 13, 2003 8:35:56 am PDT #3648 of 10000
Ken Buddha, in Spoilers (not spoilery)
Elizabeth Rohm on Angel makes Elizabeth Rohm on L&O look like Laurence Olivier.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2003 9:29:04 am PDT #3649 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Megan really should have included her set up, as I just took what she posted and ran with it:
I agree with Sue's assessment of Charisma's acting, however, compared to Elizabeth Rohm, she's Laurence Olivier.
Susan W. - Jun 13, 2003 9:37:17 am PDT #3650 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
billytea, in Bitches, as part of a discussion that sprang from an NPR story on a group of conservative Christian cattle breeders trying to genetically engineer a pure red heifer without spot or blemish, which is necessary to bring on their version of the Apocalypse:
And anyway, the Bible says the day comes as a thief in a night, not as a lab tech in a white coat shaking a test tube of bull's semen.
§ ita § - Jun 13, 2003 9:39:28 am PDT #3651 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson in Natter:
You know, I don't want to be a friggin administator. Every scientist here asks me why I don't get my degree so I can be an administrator.
First of all, "I have a BA," I say.
"Well, why wouldnt you just go get a business degree, then? They say.
I say, "Why don't you go get a degree in nursing?"
They look puzzled.
"See, you dont get a degree in nursing because you dont WANT to be a nurse. Just like I dont get a degree in Business Administration because I don't WANT to be an administrator." I explain.
"But it's more money." they reason.
"OK, but see, when I die and go to hell, i won't burn, i will be forced to balance spreadsheets all day. That would be hell. And so. If I had to go balance a spreadsheet, the next sound you would hear would be the bullet going through my skull."
"But wouldn't you get more money as an administrator?" they say.
"I would get more money as a whore, because I have all of my teeth." Okay, I actually don't say that.