Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Burrell - May 25, 2003 9:47:16 pm PDT #3597 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Matt, discussing the randomness that was Nightcrawler's reaction to Storm:

See, now I'm flashing back to Nightcrawler's "so much anger!" to Storm and thinking it would have been funny if each person in that plane had a different extreme impression of her emotional state.

ROGUE: There, there, Storm, don't cry. It'll be all right.
BOBBY: If these guys scare you that much, we must really be in trouble!
JEAN GREY: This is no laughing matter, Ororo.
WOLVERINE: I'm flattered, and it's a tempting thought, but you know my heart belongs to Red there.


Theodosia - May 25, 2003 9:50:54 pm PDT #3598 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Madrigal, on the relative intelligence of Rogue in the first X-Men movie:

"Hmm, how should I wake up a large man with obvious PTSD and the ability to shoot claws from his hands from his nightmare? Whatever I do, I should stand as close as possible, and not think of something like switching on the lights." It's like she's got some dominant schmuck bait gene.


Dana - May 25, 2003 9:52:55 pm PDT #3599 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

MiracleMan, on the difficulties of meeting up with Buffistas you haven't met before:

I suppose we could just use a modified version of the old "Marco Polo" game...

MM/Aimee: "Buffista!"

NoiseDesign/Aurelia: "PORN!"


NoiseDesign - May 25, 2003 9:53:29 pm PDT #3600 of 10000
Our wings are not tired

MiracleMan discussing how to find unknown buffistas in a crowded place.

I suppose we could just use a modified version of the old "Marco Polo" game...

MM/Aimee: "Buffista!"

NoiseDesign/Aurelia: "PORN!"

eta

x-post...and a disturbingly alike x-post.

Oh, and SLUT!


Vortex - May 25, 2003 10:44:08 pm PDT #3601 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I keep thinking about a whale waking up after a drunken party to find his penis gone and...

Detachable Penis . . .


Cashmere - May 26, 2003 8:06:19 am PDT #3602 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Pete, the Husband of Reason in Bitches:

SLUT

Oh yes! Oh yes! Bwahhhahahahaaa!

Eh-hem. Sorry, odd slip in the usual calm British exterior there. Rather a spot of fortuitous timing though, what?


Nilly - May 26, 2003 8:52:41 am PDT #3603 of 10000
Swouncing

Sue, in Natter, on what UnAmericans can do on a USA holiday:

We Unamericans should stage a coup!!!! All the words shall be spelled with u's! Or should that be wourds?

[Edited to make Sue look crazy]


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:05:00 am PDT #3604 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Hey Nilly, can you fix the typo in the quote? Thanks!

Thanks for COMM'ing me too!


Sue - May 26, 2003 9:38:04 am PDT #3605 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Because context is for wussies:

'Ouise in Natter:

I was a woman without bagels, and so I wept. And then I found that I was also a woman without local strawberries and cherries, and I just. gave. up.

Nilly:

Ouise, cheer up! Soon you'll be a woman without a job!


erinaceous - May 26, 2003 9:53:37 am PDT #3606 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Scrappy (in Spoilers, so whitey white white font):

DavidS:what would non-Vamp Spike do?

Scrappy:Me.