Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.

'Lineage'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Nilly - May 13, 2003 10:53:17 am PDT #3483 of 10000
Swouncing

Sean was the first one to come up with Zmayhae ( Sean K "Natter 12: We've said it like a dozen times" May 12, 2003 8:01:14 pm EDT).

I was sorry nobody seemed to want Zahecubus.


DXMachina - May 13, 2003 11:46:27 am PDT #3484 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nilly , in COMM:

I was sorry nobody seemed to want Zahecubus.

Yeah, I know. Sue me...


Calli - May 13, 2003 2:02:33 pm PDT #3485 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

TomW -

There was an experiment. :(

I bought a thing of the bake mix, and there was a recipe on the side. I'm a sucker for on-package recipes. Will I ever learn?

As the loaf came out of the oven, I could hear it saying "every moment I live is agony".


Beverly - May 13, 2003 5:18:47 pm PDT #3486 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Matt on the future according to Star Trek:

This is part of the price they pay for eradicating my people in that particular future. Without fashion designers and interior decorators, it's all fluorescent lighting, neutral walls, spartan furnishings, and daywear that looks like unflattering pajamas.


bon bon - May 13, 2003 7:32:12 pm PDT #3487 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In natter, ostensibly about chem experiments Gone Bad:

DXM:

It was, "Ed! Help! Bang. Ed! Help! Bang. Ed! Help! Bang."

Sean

DXMachina: Sex-god superhero.

I'm still giggling at the mental image.


DXMachina - May 13, 2003 7:39:32 pm PDT #3488 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Hey!!!

Damn, any time anyone calls me a sex-god, all the women do is giggle...


brenda m - May 13, 2003 7:41:41 pm PDT #3489 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

That's just all they'll admit to doing, DX.


Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2003 7:42:14 pm PDT #3490 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

DX-- you do know that you're my savior from the airport in chicago hell, right?

Handsome man, saved me from the taxis.


DXMachina - May 13, 2003 7:42:44 pm PDT #3491 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Quotable Buffy (spoilery):

Me, quoting the episode:

Dawn: I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly, at least not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico...

Lady O' Spain:

That's what she said? Oh, that's so much better than what I thought I heard...something about "...since I nicked your testicle." I was wondering why Xander took it so well...

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bon bon - May 13, 2003 7:49:29 pm PDT #3492 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Damn, any time anyone calls me a sex-god, all the women do is giggle...

le sigh.

DX, on information and belief, I didn't think you were a lightning-fast superman of instant sexual gratification. But I may be wrong.