Damn, any time anyone calls me a sex-god, all the women do is giggle...
le sigh.
DX, on information and belief, I didn't think you were a lightning-fast superman of instant sexual gratification. But I may be wrong.
'Life of the Party'
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Damn, any time anyone calls me a sex-god, all the women do is giggle...
le sigh.
DX, on information and belief, I didn't think you were a lightning-fast superman of instant sexual gratification. But I may be wrong.
yay!
and I didn't need wit or cleverness, just crappy hearing
Steph L: That music is manipulative! Damn it!
le sigh.
Shawn, I knew what you meant. I was self-deprecating. Sorry.
ZeusGirl, in a spoilery recap of tonight's Buffy:
"Where was I? Oh, yes, Spike, you are my everything. I love you more than . . . wait, Spike, hold that pose. Hi, Angel. Oh, yes, Angel, you are my everything. I love you more than . . ."
Angus G in Movies:
A biscotti maker? Isn't that called an oven?
Hec in Natter:
From the curious inner workings of Emmett's brain...
Emmett: I wish I could morph.
Me: Like...change shape?
Emmett: Yeah, I'd morph into a pumpkin pie. Then I'd eat myself. Then I'd vomit myself back.
Me: <spends exactly one whole second trying to apply logic to that scenario and abandons it as fruitless> Hmm.
Trudy Booth -
It's like sculpting with stone as opposed to clay. I just chip away the parts that aren't the porn.
Natter natter, yo.
Ellen:
I keep imagining Betsy in that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the penitents chant "Deus etc. etc." and then thwap themselves on the forehead with their boards, except the board is a Thinkpad with google news up on it.
Betsy HP:
My God! She's got a Webcam!
Ellen:
Nope. Only audio.
Susan W: Any sentence that starts out with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" should finish with a heartwarming tale of baseball players encouraging people during a tough time, not with law enforcement trying to track down representatives with dissenting views.
billytea: I have to be honest; any sentence that begins with "The Texas Rangers entered a neonatal unit" has already pretty much exceeded my sentential expectations.